i got a ring up my booty hole|JAY X ZANE|marriage is hard|smut!|NINJAGO

Hospital

Jay was in ambulance
"It will be okay, Jay. I cannot believe this happened..."
"It's okay Zane. It still felt good"
Zane blushed "Heh my fingers are pretty strong ey?"
The driver of the ambulance seemed uncomfortable 
Jay coughed "I can still feel it I hope it doesn't shift positions"
"I just want my ring back I hope the doctor cleans it"
"I don't" Jay grinned 

"You are disgusting" Zane cooed

They made it to the hospital

Jay was rushed in and zane ran by his side
"IT MOVED!! AH FUCK"
"Jay ! Language ! There are children here trying to recover"
"Shit my bad I'm sure they are having a worse day than me YOU SHOVED A RING UP MY ASSHOLE"
"Fair play" Zane didn't want to argue

He was put into a hospital bed and a doctor came in
"What's the issue here" he said and looked down at Jay and giving a glance to Zane
"Uh" They both say
"My husband fingered me with 3 of his robotic fingers up the ass while he had his wedding ring on" Jay snapped.
"Aight homie calm down a second everyone has their accidents"
"Are you gonna get it out doctor?" Zane said
"No I'm gonna leave it up there- Sike! What do you think I'm gonna do? I thought robots were smart"
"Okay well shut up" Zane groaned.
"CAN WE CUT THE CHIT CHAT AND GET THIS DIAMOND RING OUT OF MY HOT SEXY ASS"
"Okay." The doctor say
He got some gloves on.
"Wait- You are gonna shove your hand up my husbands asshole?! That's my job!" Zane shouted
"Fine I'll get some tweezers" The doctor stormed off.
"Oh Zane I'm kind of nervous, I've never had tweezers in my asshole before"
"Neither have I"

The doctor came back in with the coolest tweezers ever, they had dinosaur prints on them.
"Oh cool I fucking love dinosaurs" Jay said 
Zane was instructed to go out of the room.
"I have every right to see another man shove tweezers up my husbands ass"
The nurse pushed the robot out.
Zane sat by the door waiting. A little girl sat next to him.
"Who are you waiting for?" The little girl asked
"My husband. I fingered him in a hotel room now he has a wedding ring stuck inside his butt" He was just being honest.
The child ran away. 

Zane leaned back against the wall, suddenly he hears a scream come from the room Jay was in. The cry echoed throughout the hospital, you'd think someone was dying of a painful disease.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"I think the tweezers are in." Zane muttered.
Zane peeked through the window to see Jay laying on his stomach with his bare ass exposed with tweezers deep inside of him. There were tears streaming down his face as the tweezers explored for the diamond encrusted ring.
"PLEASE! STOP!" Jay smashed his head onto the pillow
"Calm down you big baby" The doctor groaned
Jay screamed into the pillow.

*Hour later*

Zane was invited back into the room.
"Well it took forever, but we finally got the ring out. That thing was lodged right in there. You must have some strong fingers."
"You bet" Zane winked.
Jay was passed out on the bed.
"Wh-Why is he passed out?" Zane was in fear.
"We had to euthanise him"
"WHAT!" Zane shrieked
"SIKE! We had to put him to sleep temporarily because he wouldn't stop screaming and whining, I don't think he liked it."
"When will he wake up"
"Any second now, hold your horses you impatient little robot"
"I do not own any horses"
"Shut the fuck up" The doctor walked off.
Zane sat beside Jay and put his hand on his. 
Jays eyes slowly opened "Huh"
"Oh you're awake!!" Zane said happily.
"Yeah what the hell happened?"
"You didn't like the dinosaur tweezers.."
"They went so far up inside"
"Like my fingers" Zane grinned
The doctor walked back into the room "Aight now you two get out of here I don't want to see you two again and remember no rings duing intercourse"

The guys got a ride home from Cole. 
They didn't tell him what had happened.
"Sup guyz why was jay in the hospital is he okay?"
"He's never felt better in more than one way"
Jay elbowed Zane "SH"
"Sex is natural shut up Jay" Cole said looking into the front mirror
"Not when a robot fingers you in the ass and gets your diamond encrusted wedding ring stuck up inside there" Jay groaned
Cole almost crashed the car. 
"What."
Cole speeded as fast as possible and got out as soon as they arrived at their destination.

Cole resigned!