The Little Things In Life

Chapter 4

Yep, there are more things that I hate... 

-When people try "Are you working hard, or hardly working?" on me. After that I lose the ability to EVEN! "If I hit you with a chair will you be hurting hard, or hardly hurting?"

-Cold tea. I'm just gonna put it out there that I hate cold tea with a deep passion!

-When my mother makes me socialize. Just no.

-When you're talking to someone about one of your favorite things and someone else joins in like they know what you're talking about and like the understand. They don't, and all they need to do is SHUT UP!

-When my parents get upset with me for not cleaning my room. Well let me tell you, they are probably the luckiest parents in the world as I don't drink, smoke, do drugs, party, or fail classes. I just hang out on the internet and procrastinate, that's not too bad... (well I do have one bad habit: excessive eating of midnight snacks)

-Stupid pointless questions:

1. Would you like a table? No, I came here to eat on the floor, a carpet for five please.

2. Hey, what are you doing here? Oh you know, just hunting elephants.

3. Are you done with that? No, I was planning on eating the plate too.

4. Are you hungry? (I'm leaving it at that, you understand I'm sure)

-When people take seven hours to respond to my texts, and then they respond with "K". Like in Potassium? Do you mean "kidding" as in JK? Or I know... you meant kilometers, obviously...

-"Hehe, you blinked!" Well that's what happens when you clap your hands in my face, idiot.

-Resturants that don't have free refills, that's just mean.

-"Guess what?!?" Well as there are several billion things you could be thinking of, no I will not guess. But if I'm in a really good mood I might guess, but it'll probably be "Oh I don't know, did aliens just attack the White House?" and then I'll laugh as your adorable little face falls 'cause I wasn't even close to right.