Okaii so blueinsummer has challenged meh to do this so blame it on her and not the sunshine or moonlight if it's just plain bad (btw soz I just had to add a bit of Michael Jackson in there😉😅 ) anyways apparently I have to come up with a story abou...
Jade rolled her eyes at me and said stomped off jokingly mainly because this was the scene of her wacky stunt, she didn't want to stay on the crime scene to long now did she. Suddenly my eyes caught a small piece of paper sticking out Jades desert, "Jade sure has a strange taste in toppings," I muttered pulling out the paper, "euh this thing is probably covered in Jade germs I might catch some of her crazy, and.mines already off the chart so I that would not be good" on the slip of paper it read: I've been watching you, every move you make every step you take I'll be there in the shadows...and take a step in the wrong direction well, you may mind the ones closest to you meeting an old friend of mine....death. Signed The God
Well this guy sure knows how to make a girls day I thought sarcastically, suddenly Jade burst back into the cafeteria with a look of fury on here face "You'll never believe what happened!!! This stupid little old lady who's face was as crinkled as a raisin came up to me while I was sulking about your meanness and what did she call me?! Adorable....ADORABLE!! I mean who does that old hag think she is so of course I had to do something about this sin..." "Please don't tell me you killed her Jade," I said looking at her worriedly, "No of course not that would have been quick and not as painless no what I did was take her small little suitcase and started whacking her with it...you should have seen her screeching like a bat and running around on her little legs, it was pure comedy gold," she said laughing like a mad woman, I gave her a horrified look "what the heck is wrong you, you beat up a little old lady!" "She stared it!" Jade whined "Oh real mature Jade," I said rolling my eyes, "I never said I was mature," Jade said sticking out a tongue at me, I rolled my eyes once again, maybe now was not the right time to tell Jade about the note, I didn't want her to go on about some evil old lady coming after me and then her going and kidnapping her cat.
Ello everyone...I'm back so as u all probably know I am a tired and lazy lil ol sloth and I really don't feel like writing an author note right now (FYI Ik ur rolling ur judgy lil eyes at me I'm just special and lazy so take that suckers...wait did I just offend myself meh I'm too lazy to care😉) anyways all that's left to say is VOTE FOR blueinsummerBOOK A POETIC LICENSE, IT SO AWESOME AS WELL AS HER OTHER BOOKS, and just wanted to say a quick worship bluey for the fantabulous (yeah that's right I make up my own words...how ya like meh now😉) banner at the top ik ur singing praises to angels for it's awesomeness. So just wanted to say any lil old ladies out there I'm coming for u....jk jk😂 anyways onto the important stuff Vote if u do not wish to be whacked with a suitcase💼😉 *holds out suitcase* And comment if u wish to beg for mercy from the fear and powerful Jade😉😈 Anyways thanks a bunch of bananas for reading😉❤️ And now I shall go into a closet and disappear into Narnia buh bye😉😁
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