Her Name, Was Trouble

Boxing Match

*PUNCH* I fell to the ground. Holy shit! This woman's a munchkin and shes beating the shit outta me. "We need a high chair back here Annie, A munchkin came to tell me a baby was coming to fight me!" screamed to my manager. Annie just shook her head at me. I turned back around only to have a punch being thrown onto my face. I spit some blood. "At first I was amused,now I'm just annoyed..." I said punching the little woman. "Right back atcha'" said the munchkin. I punched her in the gut. Munchkin fell to the ground,"Never stop to gloat." I said.Me,not following my own advice."Bitch" Munchkin muttered . " I know right? I'm number #1." I grinned happily walking over the munchkin.

"Zoe Runnoff?" "Dude... you already know my name.Why would you need to call it anyways? I'm the only one here."  "Procedure..." "Fuck Proceeder." "I'd rather not and, someone woke up a bitch." "You betcha." Mark chuckles. "Come on girlie, you need to extrasize so mo." I huffed. I walked up to the treadmill, and started running. So, you think I'm rude(huff) for not introducing my(huff)self....Duh...that's(huff) the point(huff). As Marko says(huff) yea I'm Zoe Runoff(huff) Can I just not(huff) talk to you right(huff) now? Your messing up my(huff) treadmilsizing(extrasizing on a treamile) Yea,yea, I'm a (huff) fit, hot, self-centered bitch for saying that? I know so fudge off. FUDGE GREAT IDEA(huff) "Hey mark wheres the fudge?!"

Hey! Yea sorry about telling you to go, I act bitchy when I don't get my fudge. Anyways, I am Zoe Runoff, I fight,I blackmail, I lie, and I'm ho.t making me the #1 bitch in Miami. I mean, I don't think there is anything wrong with that. Is it? Now, I'm not no slut, I just have a past that changed me forever. That scene you just saw before? No, I don't fight munchkins for a living, she wanted to get beat. I usually fight men, and because I'm a girl and their guys,I take advantage of that. anyways......BACK TO MY LIFE:

So I'm walking down the street with my friend Diana. "You know I'm jealous Z." "Why Ana?" "You practically have every guy drooling over you, then you reject them like"no problem"." I laughed. "Ana they're just guys. And plus thats whats' supposed to happen." I smirked. Diana laughed. "Yea, but you're just...you, and guys like you." I shook my head, this girl will never understand. "Did you hear Z? ONE DIRECTION ARE-" "Shut up Ana before we get mobbed." "Hehe, right, anyways, one direction are coming to Miami." "Oh yea? what for?"  "Concerts duh? Louis,Zayn,Liam, and Niall are here for touring. but Harry has some buisness to do." said Ana reading her phone. "My god Ana,are you a stalker?" "NO!!! i just...am on one directions twitter page 24/7." " And thats not stalking?" i snort. "No it...bla,bla,bla,bla,bla." You see when Ana goes all directioner on me, I block her out.Ya know? Probably not.

 You know I don't even like One Di-"Z are you even listening to me?" "Huh?What? Oh yea sure." "Whateve,lets go to Sams', I hear thats where One Di-" "Shut up Ana." "Right." She giggles.

"OMIGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THATS' ONE-" "Shut up Ana, you don't want them to get mobbed do you?" Ana nodded. And then started freaking out silently. ? "Come on Ana, get mature and we'll walk up to them." I said. She calmed down. We walked where One Direction,in their failure discuses, were getting a coffee. "Hi guys, I'm Zoe, and this directerner here is Ana." Ana smiled broadly. "Really, I told you these were phony!" said Zayn. "Hey, you should know better. You're not supposed to ever listen to me." said Louis. "C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cc-c-c-c-ca-aa-a-a-a-" "Long story short Ana wants an autograph please." I said for Ana. "Sure",said Liam.he brought two photos out. "To Ana and-" started Liam"- whats your name love?" said Harry."Thanks but no thanks I-"  I started."Oh, no I'm not giving you two ,one photo so you can rip it." smirked Harry. "It'd be a pleasure if I could rip it, but no thanks, I'm NOT a directioner." Harry cleared his thorough,"Right....but I just so happen to have two back stage tickets to our Miami concert so..." "We'll take it!" said Ana. "God this is gonna be a long day." I muttered. I looked at Harry only to meet his eyes. "Look Harold I'm sorry I said I wasn't a directioner to your face but I'm just not one. So..." "It's okay, but don't EVER call me Harold." "Ok." I said as I shrugged it off. "Me and Ana have to go see ya." "Bye!" said 1 Direction. "Bye Zayn,Louis,Liam,Niall, and Harold." I walked away hearing harry shouting,"MY GOD!!!!!!"

Thats me...the bitch.

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