God x Jake Paul

something greater than money

Jake sat at home in his room. He was so busy dabbing on them haters that he didn't notice the tremendous storm taking place just outside of his window. Logan, who had his room next to Jake's, desperately waited for the storm to pass so he could produce another diss track dedicated to his cancerous brother. Jake, who still was busy dabbing for no reason, didn't care about diss tracks anymore. Because he had found something else that could make him rich. Now you may think of rich as in owning a lot of money. But he had found something that gave him much more joy. He had found love. And also a strange passion for dabbing as a hobby.

It all started with a few simple clicks. Jake was bored and went to his favorite dating website, as people usually do when they're bored. He scrolled down with tired eyes, he looked at the white flashing screen in front of him. He didn't see anything that caught his attention.. Until one profile.
"O.m.g" jake stuttered as he stopped scrolling. A chick with gigantic boobs appeared on the screen. Her name was Grace and her favorite hobbies were making diss tracks about her sister, dabbing on them haters and being very cringe and cancerous. A huge smile appeared on Jake's face. "She's perfect" he thought to himself. He sent her a text and within 0. 0000000009 seconds she replied his text. Jake was sincerely surprised at the unexpected speed Grace replied to his text. That whole night, Jake stayed up texting with Grace. And that is how he find something greater than money. He found love.

-3 MONTHS LATER-
(Jake's point of view)

I'm barely awake. I can hear the uncomfortable sound of my alarm as I force my hand to reach it and turn it off. I'm just about to go back into my deep sleep when I hear a "pling! ". It came from my phone laying on my nightstand on the right side of my bed. That sound meant something. That she waited somewhere for me to reply. I knew it was her. It was always her. Every morning we would always great each other and put a smile on each other's faces. At least I had one. Because of her, that is.
My mind instantly woke up from the state of being half asleep. I quickly grabbed my phone while still in bed. I opened it up to see a message from her, my girlfriend.

As from 2 months ago, we had been dating. Ever since we started texting that night, we could get enough of each other. We texted every single day. And after one month I had the courage to ask her if she wanted to be my girlfriend. She happily accepted my request. Now 2 months has passed by and we're still dating. But the problem is.. That we haven't met each other irl yet.. And no one knows this... But I'm a virgin. And just the thought of Grace made me want to lose it with her so bad.

Looking at the text she sent for a while trying to process the words that she wrote. "I want to meet you. " I happily jumped out of bed and ran into the shower. I picked my favorite clothes and styled my hair. Today was the day. Finally I got to meet with my dream girl. I secretly packed a punch of condoms into my left pocket. Then I replied to her text with a place and a time. She said she'd be there. At Starbucks 1PM. I was so excited.

~TO BE CONTINUED~