The Little Things In Life

Episode 5

You're probably thinking to yourself "Hold up! There's more?!?" Indeed!

-When you read a book and there is a giant cliff hanger at the end and you realize that there is probably another book. But then it turns out that that book doesn't come out for another five months, and by that time it's like you've never read the first book to begin with 'cause you forgot every major thing that happened.

-When websites and whatnot have a really important message and then they put the OK button too close to the CLOSE button so that if you click even a fraction of a second too early everything goes to hell.

-Girls who expect guys to do everything. This just annoys me and I am a girl. Seriously, if you chose to wear high heels, you gotta stick with 'em till the end. And guys shouldn't have to make the first move or pay for everything. Girls need to "grow a vagina" (thank you Betty White!) and take some responsibility.

-To go along with that, I also hate when girls have to go in groups everywhere, including the bathroom. When my friends ask me to go with them I usually tell them "you are a strong, independent girl, you can do this yourself!" And then they look at me strangely and never really ask me again. YAY!

-Commercials. Ok, the first time it might be funny or whatnot, but not the 727,902,649th time it comes up. When I can recite every line, there is something majorly wrong. I'm just trying to watch my IISuperwomanII video, I don't care that you "don't own anything slutty like Denise."