My Little Joke Book with 1000 jokes (Part 1)

Introduction

Hey y'all. How you doing? I felt like making a joke book so I am making a joke book. In this book there will be riddles, jokes, knock knock jokes, funny texts, weird facts, and all that fun stuff.

I got a lot of these jokes from joke books on Wattpad, the internet, and my brain.

So ladies and gentlemen please give a big round of applause for these following people because I got jokes from their books:

bananaminions492

niallzprincezzz

AmIAwkwardYet

Han_Man

xPerfectlyImperfectO

Walkinginclouds

AlondraAHdez

FukDaCookieMonster_x

PepsiorCoke

angelinapopstar

durriza

And a lot of other people I forgot (I'm really sorry, but I love the jokes)

I think the spelling of the users is right and if you want me to add your jokes, riddles, texts, stuff like that then send me a private message. I will try to add it in. This is joke one, it's a text:

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Person 1: Yo you left your phone at my house

Person 1: Why don't you answer?

Person 1: Hey, answer already!!!!

Person 1: Oh wait......

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I know it's cheesy but I just started it off with this.