Mr. Tree

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The following is a hilarious True Story!!!!
During Hurricane Harvey strong winds brought down a pine tree in my best friend's (maddiegarrett03) family's yard. Her mother and my mother were at the scene along with my best friend's cousin, Grandma, Uncle, and annoyed neighbor. I made up some cool names that will most likely fit each of them!! ENJOY!

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It was a peaceful.. sorta... day in the house hold..... UNTIL THE STUPID WIND HAD TO RUIN EVERYTHING!!!
Next thing ya know

-BAM!!! Mr.Tree is leaning on the house-

Grandmother Lin comes shuffling out of her room to tell Carmine's (me) mom (Azula) and Maddie's mom (Tiffany) that a tree has fallen on the house.
Next thing ya know

-BAM!! Tiffany called her brother and his son to help pick up the tree-

Tiffany's brother (Maddies Uncle) named Uncle Yee arrives with his son (Tiffany's nephew and Maddie's older cousin) named Toni.

It's raining.

Everyone is outside surrounding Mr. Tree and getting ready for the operation. Uncle Yee is preparing to climb up the ladder then onto the roof to tie the thick blue rope to the tree. This rope will be pulled to keep the tree in place so they will be able to hammer the support sticks around it.

Uncle Yee: Alright, I'm going to get on the roof to tie this stupid thing.
Azula (my mom): Hey!!!! Make sure those tiles on the roof aren't too slippery. You don't want to fall.

Realizing the sudden possibility of death for her son, Grandma Lin speaks. (In her cute Vietnamese accent)..

Grandma Lin: No. No. You don't get on roof or you will fall off. Fall off.

Uncle Yee makes a good decision and doesn't get on the roof, instead he just ties the rope as high as possible from the second to last step on the ladder.

Toni is holding the ladder with one hand and the other on his hip. Toni is in his late teens, so he has some attitude. Him and his father, Uncle Yee, have their special moments.

*Ladder wiggles

Uncle Yee: Toni!!! Hold the ladder with both hands!!!
Toni: Ok, ok... *rolls eyes.

-Since the ground is well saturated from the stupid rain, the ladder will most likely wiggle at all times depending where the weight of the specimen is. Sometimes, you can't do anything about the wiggling ladder.

*Ladder still wiggles

Uncle Yee: *Grunts* Toni!!! Go hold the other side!!!
Toni: *Quietly waddles to the other side of the ladder to hold it*

*Ladder wiggles again

Uncle Yee: TONI!!! GO HOLD THE OTHER SIDE!!!
Toni: I JUST CAME FROM THAT SIDE!!!!!!! *waddles to other side*

Tiffany and Azula just stare at the two.

-BAM!! Rope Time-

The tree is finally being held in place by everyone. They desperately need is a rope to secure the tree to make it stay that way.

Tiffany: Mom! Can you go get something to tie this tree with?!!!??
Grandmother Lin: *Shuffles away to get something to tie the tree with.*

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