Anna was born into the world on February 23, 2000. She was not normal. Anna's mom left her when she was little. She has no memory of anyone or anything when she was a baby. She remembers her mothers smile... then her fading away. When she turned 3, she started developing little green streaks in her hair. Anna didn't know why this happened, but in the airport people would always compliment her. Anna liked to explore the airport. Anna had this temporary owner, her name is Jessica. Which is not exactly her "biological mother" but people just like to take her around to places like Hawaii, California, Canada, and even Africa once! People must promise that they won't hurt her, because they put this thing on where that if they are in a place to long, they teleport back. Cool, right? Yeah.
Today is Anna's birthday. She is turning 18. Anna wants to celebrate her birthday somewhere different. She is sick and tired of the airport, but she knows leaving just won't happen. When she turned 9, she knew for sure she was trapped and couldn't leave. Trust me, she has tried many times before. Anna saw all these girls walking and all of them said at the same time "I LOVE YOUR HAIR!!!". Isabel ran to her hair immediately and touched it and obsessed over this. Emma started saying "Oh my gurd its the human girl jacksepticeye!" Nikki laughs and says "I miss Jack. Why did he have to quit when we all just turn 17!". Makya says "I know right! But I got Phil. But I miss Mark, like why?!". Isabel says "I remember his kindergarten episodes. Ahhhhhhh the memories.". Anna looks around and finally says "I have seen a Jacksepticeye here before. He got mauled by all these people and asked why he quit. His name was Seán William McLoughlin." Anna sighed. "You guys probably think I'm weird since his name is Sean and I'm pretty sure his name is Jack. But-" Anna gets interrupted by everyone screaming. Anna thinks "was that him?". Nikki said "Did you touch him? Did you get his autograph?!". Isabel said "I think you're his daughter!" And Emma was like "Christ almighty, that was him!!". Makya screamed, and Anna was confused and said, "it's my birthday today". Isabel said, "OOOOHHH! Let's leave now, we will take Nikki's car too the ice cream place!". Anna said, "I haven't never really left, but only on a plane I have, I have never been in a caarrr--rreeee.". Emma facepalms and says. "It's "car", idiot.". Nikki looks at her silently. Kya yells. "Emma!!". Emma starts giggling. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry.". Isabel said, "did Sam come out there?". Emma says giggling non-stop. "No that's just meee,". Nikki asked, "Why have you never been in a car before?". Anna sighs and says, "I don't know..". Isabel says "what's your name?". Anna says "Anna. And I'm an awkward cabbage without a liver." She smiles.
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THE CABBAGE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT! (CIA)
RandomOkay, all of you people into government stuff, THIS IS NOT A GOVERNMENT BOOK!! CIA stands for Cabbage International Airport, where it all started. Yes I know it's stupid, but the it all starts here. A girl named Anna Raechel Kane was born here. She...