Triggered Cabbage Tree

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Anna covers her ears, "how many people cuss in this group of yours?". Nicole and Isabel say in sync, "them" and Isabel and Nicole points at Emma and Makya. Anna says, "cabbages can't hear this kind of stuff, it fills our ears with lettuce.". Kya yells, "F*** EVERYONE!!!". Emma says, "KYA SHUT THE *bleep* UP GOD!". Kya giggles, "sorry Emma oops." Nikki looks up and says, "did anyone hear what Anna said? Um.". Nikki giggles. Anna screams, "THE LETTUCE IS EMERGING, THE LETTUCE IS EMERGING!!". Isabel says, "will it go good with my salad?". Nikki says, "now, now. It will only be good with ranch.". Kya shrieks, "O my god guys, how could you forget the French red sauce?!". Emma facepalms and thinks "how did I end up with these people". Anna yells "AHHHHH!!! IM TRIGGEREDDDDD!!! Can you people stop cussing for one sec please?!". Emma says, "we did--". Emma gets cut off by Kya yelling "HOI YAA!!". Emma says, "nope nope I have to do it *ton of words and shakes Kya*.". Kya giggles "ahahahahahahgghghejdjhhhgggghhh" (kyas laugh), Nikki says, "Ahhhhhh words!". Isabel just joins in to make Emma mad and says, "HOIII YAAAAAA!". Emma shakes her and says, "W. T. F. Am I doing with you people". Isabel turns and sees that Anna turned into a cabbage tree. Isabel says, "uh guys Anna is a tree..!". Anna says, "for some reason when I hear cuss words I turn into a tree with cabbage. Feel free to take some home. No worms and 1000% freshhh!". Emma feels disturbed and makes a "Eughhh um I think I'll pass." Emma giggles a lil' bit. Makya, Nikki, and Isabel all take a cabbage.

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