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"Yo Godzilla has finished his daily tower climb and decided to grace us with his horrifying presence," Jade said smirking, the guy send a glare her way before coming over to our table "awwww Jade my least favourite person I love the look your trying out today, you look exactly like Shrek," he said grinning,
"Okay what in the name of jelly gumdrops is going on here?!" I said standing up and giving them the confused puppy look, "oh my apologies Jades troll like build was blocking you, my name's Vincent," Vincent said bowing, Jade gave him a glare "I would hit you but that would be animal abuse," Jade said smirking, I held back a laugh by biting my lip while Vincent glared at Jade, "My names Harper, and seriously you two are seriously acting like the worlds most annoying pair of toddlers," I said smiling, "hey I like her plus it'll be nice to have a breath of fresh air in our secret agency," Vincent said winking, while now I was even more confused, "You guys are secret agents, are you guys wearing disguises or something is that why xyou're wearing a sock on your head Vincent," Vincent sighed and Jade burst out laughing, "No we're not agents, Vincent's feet are as big as a Sasquatch you'd hear him from a a hundred miles away," Vincent rolled his eyes, with I let out a snicker, while Jade continued while grinning "No the reason Vincent has chosen to dress so...uniquely is that some mysterious person who we shall never know the name of,superglued the mask to his face..." before Jade could continue Vincent interrupted her and stared shouting "You were the one who bloody stuck this thing to my beautiful angel face, you witch!!!"
"Vincent, honey you have no proof that I did it also I did everyone a favour now no one will have to gaze up at that medusa like face of yours," Jade said laughing and pretty soon I was laughing with her.

Hiya everyone so whatcha think of Vincent😁😉r ya on #teamjade🌈 or #teamvincent🕶 and FYI just as a ⚠️ pls do not go super glueing masked or stinky socks to ur friends faces it will not end well unless ur jade who is seriously like a secret agent and can get out of anything😉🕵🏼‍♀️ plus if ya do that u may wake up finding out ur eyebrows r missing just saying😉anyways hope ya ❤️dis chapter as much as I do and cause I am a kind and nice person (FYI nobody say otherwise😉) I will find ya dudes a pic of what Vincent looks like😉but right now I'm too lazy😅 so all im gonna say right now is buh bye

Hiya everyone so whatcha think of Vincent😁😉r ya on #teamjade🌈 or #teamvincent🕶 and FYI just as a ⚠️ pls do not go super glueing masked or stinky socks to ur friends faces it will not end well unless ur jade who is seriously like a secret agent...

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