This smut is dedicated to Kira. The biggest hoe I've ever met.
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Sirius was shaving his ears when he first saw the cob of corn. "Oooh BOOH Yahh AHHHH daddy has left me a suprise". He groped the corn with one hand while the other one tenderly rubbed against his nipples.
"Ah yes, corn. I need you inside me right now" purred Sirius to the cob of corn. In one fluid motion Sirius wedged the corn inside his asscrack."I CAN'T WAIT TILL DADDY GETS HOME" screamed Sirius between moans.
The door opened, and in came his daddy. "Siri wHaT are you doing" growled rem rem.
"Nothing daddy, please forgive your snot monster" begged Sirius."You dare ask for forgiveness" said remus in a low growl.
"No Daddy" whispered Sirius."Get in the sacrificial shrine RITE!!! now. You need to be punished."
Sirius somberly walked to the sacrificial shrine and started to poke his eyes with a carrot. "OH YES. IAMINLESBIANS WITH YOU SIRI. IM GUNNA FUK YOU HARDER THAN I FUCK SNEP" (hehe have y'all seen that one meme?)
Remus didn't give a hoot, and pulled his dongle slurp tillywack out of his rice bags. He then proceeded to lick the mustard off of Sirius's oily crusty body. "Siri-chan, you are so wet for daddy." Said remus hoarsely whilst lathering Sirius in baby vomit.
After all the oily sheens had been licked off, Sirius pulled out his LIZARD DICK out of his trousers. He then did a split directly on remus's face and perfectly inserted his LIZARD DICK deep into the caverns of his throat. "You like that you dirty slut?"
It was then that remus realized HE was supposed to punish Sirius. Remus summoned all the ninja power he could and flipped Sirius upside down all while keeping the dick in his mouth. Remus was sick of this, he wanted blood, guts, and angel cake (10 points to you if you know this song)
Remus then bit down on Sirius's dick. Sirius then skurted so hard, durmstrang could feel it. "OH MY DONK BADONK" screamed both of them in perfect harmony.
The shibbity whoop tiggy glurp was forced into the tummy hole. "UNGH YEs" yelled Sirius out in ecstasy. After a very hot and heated tummy penetration, Sirius developed a surge of bravery.
"SPANK ME DADDY" screamed sirius.
Remus could not say no to his precious babygirl. and it was then that remus spanked Sirius so hard he went flying and landed exactly on professor mcgonangall's dick.
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I AM NOT SORRY FOR WHAT I WROTE. THIS IS A JOKE.
YOU ARE READING
SPANK ME DADDY
FanficUH OH, SIRI IS A BAAD BOIIII HE NEEDS TO BE PUNISHED BY HIS DADDY.