Lucina is a great smash bros. fighter. What most don't know, however, is that she is a lesbian. Hardcore lesbian.
She would often do things alone, out of sheer embarrassment at that fact, and all the others thought she was weird. She even rented her own room for almost twice the amount it would have taken to split rent with someone. The others were very skeptical of her, exception of a few. One of those few was Palutena.
Palutena was openly homosexual and was proud of it. She constantly seduced other girls into doing things for her. She didn't dislike Lucina, but she also didn't know much about her. One night she decided to figure some things out.
"I'm going out for a while," she told her roommate Samus.
Samus smiled, standing to escort Palutena out. "Don't be too late. I'll have dinner ready soon, and I'm gonna stuff you until you have no room to resist me tonight."
Palutena smiled. "We'll see about that. I won't be super long."
"I love you," Samus said, putting a hand on each of Palutena's shoulders.
"Not so fast!" Palutena told her interested friend. "You actually have to ask someone out to be their girl, Sammy."
Samus grinned deviantly. "We'll get back to that tonight."
Palutena went into the hallway, closing the door behind her. "Silly girl, " she told herself about Samus. Samus was attractive, sure, but she'd have to woman up to get any of the Palutena package. All she had to do was ask.
As Palutena proceeded up the stairs to the top floor of the hotel, she wondered what Lucina was going to be like in her room, or if she could seduce her. Lucina was very serious, and liked being alone during the day. Maybe she wouldn't like hospitality. Once, Link had actually proposed to her. She probably told him no, but no one knew- he never mentioned it again.
Palutena thought about turning back, but persevered. These rooms were all empty except the one on the end.
Lucina's.
Palutena hesitantly knocked on the door. This was it- the home of the mighty Lucina, bringer of destruction.
When the door opened, Lucina looked very different than normal. She wore a navy blue pajama set, and her hair was in a ponytail. She was also wearing slippers with bunny ears on them. When Lucina saw Palutena, she squealed and slammed the door shut. "Are you okay?" Palutena asked.
"Um, yes, I just need some alone time!" Lucina replied.
"Oh come on," Palutena said, "Don't you get enough already? Let me in so I can talk to you!"
"Uh, come back tomorrow and I'll be ready..."
"Please let me in!" Palutena called. "I don't want to be pushy, but I will if I have to."
"Please, no!" Lucina replied.
"Just open the door so we can talk face- to- face, okay?"
Lucina slowly opened the door, revealing her face.
"You don't want to see me?" Palutena inquired, leaning in to the admittedly cute face that kept shrinking back.
"I am begging you with every fiber of my existence not to come in this room. Please."
Palutena had to go in now. "Why don't you show me around?" Palutena asked, pushing her way into the door.
Lucina was leaning against Palutena, pushing with her hands on Palutena's shoulders. "Please no, don't do it, I don't need this incident to be-"
Incident?
Palutena then saw what Lucina meant.
There were pictures of Palutena plastered all over the walls. Half of them were nudes.
Palutena looked at Lucina longingly, closing the door. "Before you say anything..." Lucina began, trailing off.
"You and I both know this is exactly what it looks like," Palutena told Lucina.
As Lucina stared at her feet, she heard Palutena begin to laugh. "So you're a homosexual?" Palutena asked.
Lucina nodded. She was very red at the sight of her idol laughing at her. It got the best of her, and Lucina began to cry.
"What are you crying for?" Palutena asked.
"Aren't you angry at me? Are you gonna yell at me, make me pay?"
"Personally, I'm flattered," Palutena told Lucina, Lucina looking over at her. "You did know that I'm a lesbian as well?"
Lucina stared. "Come on," Palutena told Lucina.
Palutena held out a hand to Lucina, and Lucina took it hesitantly. "Oh...okay."
A few moments later, Lucina was invited into the apartment of Palutena and Samus. "Is that... The legendary Lucina? The destroyer of destiny?"
"Woah, you're really pretty," Lucina told Samus.
Samus began to blush.
Palutena stood in between the two, looking at Samus. "Isn't she just so sweet?" Palutena said. She pointed at herself and Samus, then at Lucina, and put her left pointer finger through a circle consisting of the pointer and thumb of her right hand. After a bit of thought, she changed it to two holes.
Samus smiled, and said, "I made dinner if you guys are... hungry?"
Palutena nodded. "Very much so. Right Lucy?"
Lucy?
Lucina liked that- Palutena calling her Lucy. "Uh- huh. It smells almost as good as you loo- as good as- as- as good as..."
Samus giggled. "Damn. She sure is a flatterer, huh?" Samus asked Palutena.
Samus put an arm around Lucina, and Lucina began to blush. Samus noticed, and poked Lucina on the tip of her nose lightly. Lucina smiled like a nut.
"Her entire room was full of pictures of me," Palutena told Samus.
"Good ones?" Samus asked Lucina.
"Ones that I can't believe she got. Shower, changing, the like," Palutena elaborated.
Samus chuckled at Lucina's embarrassment. "That's... Girl, you should totally give me some."
Lucina shrank into the huge neck of her jacket. "...okay."
"She's so cute. We can keep her, right?" Samus asked Palutena, who nodded, smiling.
Lucina whimpered. "I- I don't know, I've got my apartment, and my stuff, and-"
Samus laughed. "Silly girl. What, did you think that was a question?"
Lucina put her forehead on the table. She huffed loudly, and groaned, "fiiiiinnne."
