On one fine winters evening, it was snowing out side, so i went up stairs to put on my shorts and t-shirt due the high temperature of 36 degrees. As i left the house my pet elephant, Abdule. Abdule screeched, " HURRY THE FUCK UP AND SAVE MY PEANUT TREES, you useless MAN BEAR PIG!".
So i grabbed the my rope for my pet Banshe, I quickly attached my caravan to the my Banshe and stormed out. Unfortuantly my Banshe accelerated to quickly down the steep hill which my house is on top of a massive hill, and we quickly lost control. The evil pie dwellers saw us quickly due to the loud sound of screeching tyres off my pet banshe, they hopped onto there space hoppers, but they didn't get away fast enough. My caravan burst off Chief Irvin, chief of the Pie Dwellers, his head exploded like a fat man sitting on a cake. The pie dwellers were hit my flying debree off my caravan and impaled to the floor. Most of them froze because of the temperature. It was 39 degrees now.
Abdule came charging down the hill slipping on a hot patch of ice and landed on his neck, braking his legs instantly, he came tumbling down hill gathering hot snow causing a flaming ball of snow, the pie dwellers were unfrozen and started to cry. So i went to greggs and bought them all pie to eat.
P.S My banshe my stolen the next day by the Pie Dwellers.
