The Book Of Puns And Jokes

STEVEN UNIVERSE

Amethyst: "hey Garnet!"

Garnet: "yes Amethyst?"

Amethyst: "you're a real GEM"
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sapphire: "Ruby?"

Ruby: "y yes?"

Sapphire: "you're HOT"
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Pearl: "Steven what is that?"

Steven: "what's what?"

Pearl: "That cat!"

Steven: "that's Lion"

Pearl: "no ugh what's he wearing!?"

Steven: "an Ice cream costume"

Pearl: "but why?"

Steven: "he's

Cookie

CAT!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Amethyst: "uh Steven why are you licking Lion?"

Steven: "because he's a LION LICKERS