I was gonna do some big, cheesy poem about you but that was already done, so I figured, why not some letter? It's not much for a birthday, sure, and it's some corny shit you won't catch me do on any other occasion, but I've embarrassed myself for you more than once. God knows I've got thousands of cheesy things to say but honestly hate saying. You're incredibly sweet and uplifting, more than I am say. You're kind, funny and dorky, and make me happier than I could ever express. We talk about finding each other in the future and living together, even getting married if my dumbass ends up alone (I probably would, prepare yourself). You're one of the greatest friends I could ever ask for and I'm so happy to have you. I love you, Nat.
no homo (I'm joking I'm gay as shit 👌)
