Hi. I am the author of this BTNAFB (blog that's not a fucking blog) and this is about my life and all the crazy shit that I go through as a high schooler and in general, being a person on this Earth.
I started writing this so I can help others (by making them laugh, cry, cope, or all three) and also allow myself to let out all of my feelings somewhere without hurting anyone's feelings.
Before I allow you to get to know me better, I feel as a responsible and respectful person who writes, it is my duty to make sure that others are not uncomfortable with my content and to warn them of my crude humor. A lot of times in this BTNAFB you will see that I use a lot of crude humour and swear words to get my point across. If you uncomfortable with words like these, (such as fuck, shit, nigga, nigger, bitch, pussy, and racist/prejudice remarks) you should probably leave. (I'm black btw). With that, let's get to know more about me and this BTNAFB!!
Firstly, I am a person that has a lot to speak about. These things that I deal with shall come up in the blog a lot so be prepared.
I am a homo-sapien that deals with a lot of things. Allow me to present to you a list:
1. Mental Illness (Depression and Social Anxiety)
2. Stupidity
3. Clumsiness
4. A Cat That Has No Fucking Respect For My Shit
5. 2 1/2 (I have a step-brother or half brother in this sense. Will elaborate more) brothers who will most likely go to hell or send me there
6. Grammarly that doesn't know how to FUCK OFF
7. Crude humour that makes people angry
8. Real Shit awkwardness/ weirdness
9. Minecraft that won't FUCKING update
10. Parents who piss me off until I literally blackout from my extreme rage
11. Insecurites that people do not think exist because I act like a fucking narcissist even though I'm the opposite.
12. A mouth that won't shut and fingers that won't stop typing
13. A thing where I'm extremely happy and over excited in the morning and when I'm around people but when It's dark and lonely I get really deppressed.
14. My family is broke
15. I don't have the hoe mentality or look so I'm really unpopular and people try and shit on me
16. I might get arrested for finessing on these hoes too much
17. Being a brown skinned or dark skinned (I don't even fucking know at this point) in America
18. Not wearing make-up and being a baddie (bc I don't choose)
19. Being ugly as shit
20. Math hasn't met up with me after school by the flag pole yet and it's getting cold and I've lost will to fight.
21. I real shit don't have any friends because being around people my age and people in general stresses me out
22. I have a bum mentality
23. Etc... (I wanted to stop here because 7:23 am is the best time to get out of bed)
Okay so now that I'm done talking about the bum shit about me, we should atlk about the awesomeness about me!
So without futher ado, here's the awesome stuff about me:
1. I'm not a hoe (I'll explain what this term means in future chapters. Just know I do not mean it in the way bum niggas mean it)
2. I love juice. It's my favorite food
3. I LOVE MUSICALS!!! I AM A DRAMA KID TO THE FUCKING MAX. (Dear Evan Hansen, Hamilton, Waitress, Heathers, Mary Poppins, In The Heights, Les Miz, etc. I literally get tears in my eyes when I think of musicals) Fun Fact: I know Ben Platt's Cousin. She's really sweet and her name is Anna. She was my teacher in a summer teaching program for smart kids. She and him are fucking awesome
4. I love to read and write
5. I love to sing and play the keyboard and ukulele
6. I have a cat and his name is Jibril
7. I'm Muslim. My mother was a Christian before she married my dad and became Muslim. My Grandmother on her side is still a hardcore Christian and our family gets along great! Don't beilive everything you hear... If you've heard something
8. I love History
9. I'm a huge fan of Steven Universe, Regular Show, Rick And Morty. We Bare Bears, Adventure Time, Amazing world Of Gumball, The Boondocks, and other shit like that. I really love Cartoons!
10. I'm 5'9 #tallgirlsclub
11. There's more, but I don't feel like putting it here bc it's almost 2 am and my hands are cramping up. And this isn't really a good thing, (in fact, it sucks huge glossy balls) but I have terrible acne and acne scars.
Bye! And thanks for reading this boring shit. Hope to see ya next time! Love Y'all!
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