Ambick/Dmitrick/Namber/Nickitri

Clever Kings

Amber and nick indulge in a spicy game of backgammon on Nick's kitchen floor.

Nick: Your turn

Amber: I just went scr*w you

Nick: That's your oppinion

Amber: My oppinion is your sweet muscles

Nick: I have a confession to make

Amber: What is it hot boy

Nick: we're siblings

Amber: I-I'm distraught

Nick: It's okay *sister* we can keep it a secret

Nick wraps his arm around the sobbing Amber then a c*ckroach crawls out from under the fridge and they relocate to the closet.

Amber: No one will find us in here

Nick: Yes.

Amber: yes

Nick: You have a confession do not you do?

Amber: How you knewed i do.

Nick: Tell me or ill kill you and hide your body in this closet

Amber: I'm a boy

Nick: I knew all along

Amber: Oh my g*d (i'm atheist btw)

Nick: What

Amber: I'm riveted

Nick: I don't know what that word means

Amber: IT means i feel the chillings of a ghost and horror talkings of the ghost

Nick: *THE GHOST?*

Amber leads nick out from the closet and removes a painting from above the fireplace. Revealing a. A scary face made of blood that was made by the ghost that they heard and so they evestigated it.

Amber: This is mother

Nick: Why is she dead

Amber: OUR MOTHER

Nick: OH YEAH WE"RE SIBLINGS

AMBER: YEAH AND IM A BOY

NICK: OMG THIS IS SO CUTE GAY COUPLE OMG TAY IS LIKE FREAKING OUT WRITING THIS

AMBER: she's into incest?

Nick: Yeah probs

(no i not)

Amber: anyways we went off topic form the fact that we just found ghost stuff in our house.

Nick breaks into sad filled tears and cries on the floor because he's a baby. Amber being the good boy he is wraps a blanket over nick so that he doesnt die of hypothermia from nicks cold sad tears or sorrow and disgust.

Nick: Th-thank you

Amber: No problemo big boy

Nick: Since you're a boy shouold we still call you amber?

Amber: No, i want to go by the name Dmitri

Nick: tay is running out of ideas

Dmitri: Omg im legit scared rn

Nick: Let's leave this spookyhouse!!!!!!!

Dmitri: YEAH AND BURN IT BECAUSE GHOSTS ARE BAD

Nick: But it is our house we bought with our money we saved for our entire leafs.