once upon a time Ian and sketch had a huge dance off!
and ian won because of his killer dance moves.
....That or because a killer came up behind him.
Sketch was so sad that he fucked Ian until he also died.
That's why all the kids stay indoors when it rains, because they don't want to find out what the rain actually is.
until
One day Ella walked outside in the rain because she was high af and she thought she saw a dog.
But it was actually road kill.
Ella went over to the mangled corpse and held it closely
"It's ok puppy I have you!!!!!"
The giant rat said nothing.
For it was dead.
But Ella was to high to see this.
She then looked up and a rain drop fell into her eye, making her pregnant.
Ella screamed.
Because she forgot to finish her nutella.
She ran back inside with the dead rat.
Oooooooosagi ran into the kitchen where Ella was, as high as ever.
Ella stepped on her thinking she was a fly.
Sugar who was creeping on them, slithered inside through the open window
Like a snake.
And stroked Ellas hair.
Then began to eat it.
Ella flailed her arms up and down but that didn't stop sugar from eating it all off like cotton candy.
Yummy.
Ella then got a dildo and started hitting sugar with it.
Sugar hissed at her and the dildo who was saying edgy things.
Like: "put me the fuck down I'm not a dildo!!!"
Silly dildo.
Didn't know anything.
Sugar climbed out the window and ran off back to the forest of candy.
Ella noticed Ooooooooooosagi was trying to crawl away.
After saying, "pesky bee."
Shi stumbled into the room tenticals waving everywhere
"Ella bb that was my wife!!1!11"
.....He was obviously high too.
Ella threw the dildo at Shi.
He cried and fell out the open window, half inside and half outside.
Passing out.
Toby then sexily walked in, wearing a large sweater and short shorts, no shoes and messy hair.
She poked Ellas pregnant belly and said
"
Fuck"
Ella started crying because she didn't want a kid
Toby then stopped her
"It's ok we can fix this"
She said, the smell of beer lingering on her breath.
Toby took a knife and slashed a big slice of....
Cheesecake
"Obviously babies hate cheesecake"
Toby said with a drunk smile
Ella ate ten cheesecakes before the child finally said
"Fuck this"
and shriveled up and died.
They then adopted a furby named Angel who they dropped ten times before they decided to get it a car.
Angel drive into ten trees, before she caused the end of the worldWith her pet dildo.
That kept saying weird things like,
"I'm not a fucking dildo how many times must I tell you guys????"
It got tired of the dildo and threw it into the sun.
It started raining weed.
Everything went all rainbowy, he skipped around a candy forest and drank from a soda lake.
But that soda lake was actually toxic waste.
He died five minutes later.
That's just the life of a evil furby.
the fucking end
Or is it?
