Ah yes, a tale as old as time. This jake the dog fan fiction contains : offensive words, offensive details, and offensive offense. Reader discretion is advised.
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"Jake the dog? Is that you?" I say, with egocentricity, not taking in the fact that Jake the dog does not want to be found. I repeat myself yet again, "JAKE THE DOG?" This time louder and with a slight touch of anger.
"Yes it is I, Jake. Now if you'll stop bothering me I have some work to get done." Jake has a USB inserted into his chrome book.
"What are you doing Jake?" I ask with nothing but curiosity. "What is tha-" before I could finish, he starts screaming inaudible words and stretches into a cage over me, he then tosses me out the room. "Jake why would you do that?? I thought we were friends," I scream at the door.
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I go into my computer to check out the new collection of jay z items and all of a sudden, as soon as I open google chrome, 10000 tabs are opening every second. I become ensnared in rage. "JAKE WHAT YOU M*THER FUCKER WH*T THE FUCK HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME???"
he enters the room and mutters 24 meaningless words that will forever hold a place in my heart
