The vamps preferences children series

The Birth part 1 - Connor

It's currently 5pm in the evening, you've been having contractions since midday and still no baby.
Connor as been constantly on the phone to midwife but you can't go to the hospital till the contractions are 5 minutes apart or your waters have broke. Your contractions are 15 minutes apart now it seem to be taking for ever.

You've tired a hot bath, been eating lots of pineapple and drinking raspberry tea. Connor got a hot curry delivered, you were both getting nervous and frustrated.

"Hey it says here sex can help start labour." Connor says while you're squeezing his having a painful contraction.
"I am not having sex with you ever again." You walk of remembering your breathing exercises you learnt. Pouring yourself another tea you get another contraction.
"Connor!" You scream/shout. He rushes in to help you. But smirking at you the whole time.
"What?"
"That was five minutes between them."
"I'll ring the hospital, you get the bag."

Ten minutes later your waiting by the front door holding the car keys with no Connor insight.
You see him running down the stair panicking you would think he's the one having the baby. You've had enough now. You slap his face and he stops and looks at you.
" I'm having a f**king baby not you now get in the car."