Does Not Compute (fan fiction)

Intro - Am I awkward or dynamic?

Hello, My name is Sony. what can i say about myself? I am a middle child born in the Caribbean island and i speak fluent Spanish. My family is pretty wealthy and they own a lot of land and businesses. Since i was born my parents and I have traveled all around the world. But we never stayed in one place for more than a year at a time, meaning i never had the chance to make lasting friendship and build bonds with people, lets not talk about changing school every school year. All of this lasted until i was 18 and we where in the US when i got myself a job and started going to college. I was never a fan of having everything given to me so when i moved out i refused to get any help from my Dad. My Dad told me he built his wealth for his kids and that if i was ever in need of food or shelter then i should just ask him for it. I love my Dad, he is a wise man and he tough me everything i know besides the useless knowledge that you learn in school now days and some of the stuff i learn from other cultures.

So here i am working my ass off and going to school just like an average young adult. I am slowly giving up on my hobbies and putting the controller down more often so i can focus on studies and getting enough rest. I'm working on my 4 year degree in Computer Science, the only thing i like and found interesting, mainly because it is challenging, all of the other subjects where kinda lame and boring in my opinion plus i always liked computers. A few months past and i start getting tired of the endless cycle, staring at a screen all the time whether it was studies or entertainment, it wasn't healthy . I am in need of something different, perhaps i am just in need of some solid friendship.

I consider myself very smart but also super self aware. I do not like messing up. I was in the quest of picking my friends wisely and having a good successes rate in building connections with them. I started researching online forums, reading books, and even watched some online videos. It is depressing that i am doing all of this just to make some friends. The  truth is that i think i am socially awkward, at a very young age i stopped caring about making friends because i knew the friendship wasn't going to last, it hurts losing your friends over and over so i stopped bothering. But over time this social skills faded and i was clueless on how to talk to strangers, social clues and standards. I am an adult and i can't talk to people properly. This troubled me for about a week until i came across the art of Social Dynamics. It is like the stuff pickup artists use to hookup with women but better. I was about mastering every type of social interactions and i was all about it, i wanted to give it a try and get good at something i was lacking.