Ritsu-Hero of Gaysville

Intro pt 1

In the midst of time, there was once a great kingdom…..town……city…...country……whatever called Gaysville. It was protected by an enormous and long wall titled, The Great Wall of Gaysville, where their gay rainbow flags stood proudly.

It was a very beautiful cloudy and rainy day when suddenly one of the men patrolling the wall heard something.

He did a double take, his eyes widened in fear.

"No. It can't be."

He cautiously peered over the edge of the wall and scanned the area below. Seeing nothing he smacked his forehead.

"Get a grip man. We're fine. No one can get past this wall. Especially them."

Just as he said that, a hook skidded past him, a rope attached to it. It continued to slide and fell off the otherside.

He shrugged and turned only to hear an eery sound behind him. He shook in fear as he turned around.

Standing there, was a giant man who smelled like pizza. He pulled out a handmade wooden sword which was really plastic sticks glued together and painted to look cool and pointed it at him.

"WeRe hEar, BiTcheS."

Suddenly twenty more were behind the intruder.

The man screamed, running in circles making siren noises.
"OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEHHHHHEEEEEEEEEHHHHEHHHHEHHHHHHWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW"

Or car noises, same thing.

He pulled a small fire cracker from his belt and lit a match. He lit it and it set off into the sky, exploding into a rainbow of colors of the emperor's face.

Several other ones went off along with the echoing sounds of more car sounds, alerting all of Gaysville that they were being invaded by the Anti-Gay army.

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In the palace, the emperor was asleep in his throne, drooling and snoring loudly.

He jumped awake when the doors were slammed open. He looked to see three men walk in.

What were their names again?

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Meh, it didn't matter.

They all bowed to him.

"Gaysville has been invaded."

The emperor's advisor, Yokozowa sneered. "That's impossible, no one can get past the wall."

The emperor laughed, "Even if someone has invaded, they're no match for my army."

"It's the Anti-Gays."

The emperor jumped up from his throne, running towards the nameless men, tripping over his long robes.

From his position on the floor he wailed. "Noooooooo! How could this be!? We can't let them win! All of Gaysville's legacy will be lost! We need to prepare an army!"

The man bowed again then stood up. "I'll have my semes ready."

The emperor continued to throw a fit on the floor. "That won't be enough!"

A man with short brown hair walked in from the side. He came up to the emperor and picked him up like a baby and cradled him.

"Asahina! We've been invaded by the Anti-Gays!"

The man sighed. "I know Isaka. Did you not hear the rainbow fireworks and sirens that alerted us?"

"That's our alert system?"