The Vamps Imagines and Preferences

Plugs or Tampons (Brad)

This is taken from a Chapter from my new book 'schizophrenia'

*please read author's note at the end*

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Brad's POV

"FUCK!" Y/N cursed loudly in the bathroom. I could hear quiet and soft mumbles following after her loud cursing and the sound of her rummaging through her bag and my cupboards. This went on for a good solid 5 minutes before it went silent.

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?" she cursed out in annoyance. I chuckled and got up from my couch stalking over to the bathroom and gave the door a slight knock.

"You alright love?" she groaned and the door swung open but nothing prepared me for what I saw. She looked pissed and annoyed. Overall she looked like a hot mess.

But still as cute.

"By any chance have you got any tampons?" she asked shyly. My eyes widened and I groaned.

"Please don't tell me Mother Nature is visiting." I guessed.

"Mother Nature is visiting." she replied and brought her bottom lip beneath her teeth.

"DAMMIT I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY IT" I stated.

"I CAN'T DO THAT WHEN I NEED YOUR HELP!" she shot back at me and furrowed her eyebrows. "Why are you even groaning. Seems to me that you're not the one Mother Nature decided to visit."

"Aren't you supposed to plug yourself?" I asked her, raising my eyebrow and completely ignoring her statement. She shot me a confused look and I simply nodded at her crotch area indicating the part I was talking bout that needed to be plugged.

"That's why I need your help. Could you possible go to the stor-"

"If you're trying to ask me to go to the store and buy you a box of plugs then hell no." I replied cutting her off as I vigorously shook my head. She frowned and gave me her puppy eyes.

"Y/N, as much as I want to help you, I don't know which ones I'm supposed to buy so why can't you come along and I'll take you to the store?"

"Well I'm 100% sure you don't want me bleeding in your car" she replied.

"Aren't you supposed to have an extra plug in your bag?"

"God dammit assclown! stop calling it plugs! They're tampons! And I gave y/bff/n my last one a few days ago." she replied with a tone of frustration.

"assclown? Really?"

"I don't see a problem with that."

"Ah giving me a nickname I see, you could do so much better. Maybe like sexy or daddy or-"

"Go get me tampons you pervert." she cut me off with a straight face and her arms crossed over her chest. I crossed my arms over my chest, mimicking her. She frowned and sighed, then grabbed her coat from the arm of my couch and walked towards my front door.

"Where are you going?" I asked curiously.

"To get plugs. Wait no! To get tampons. Dammit look what you've done to my vocabulary!" I frowned and pulled on a black shirt and jacket before grabbing my keys and walked towards her.

"You. Are staying here. Are you fucking crazy! It's 10pm, anyone could be out there at this hour. Plus, how are you gonna get to the store? Walk? It's fucking freezing tonight!" I scolded her but she only stood there grinning at me.