hey fans ok jess weasleytomlinson and georgie dunno wot your name is told me to do this well it was just jess but she said you wanted it aswell! it's based after dumbles has crabs its voldy has worms ok you shall see ;)
dumbledore: hey voldy!
voldy: hey dumbles baby
dumbledore: how are you doing? smooches
voldy: im good thanks sexy! snogs passionately
dumbledore: i've considered your offer! kisses on cheek
voldy: oh yeah? yanks his beard
dumbledore: i think i'm ready...for...you know
voldy: for what?
dumbledore: we've been together for 6 years, even though im cheeting on dobby and your cheeting on lucius. im ready for sexy time!
voldy: oh goody! maybe they can join in one day...
dumbledore: it's just me and you
voldy: ok baby. you don't have aids do you?
dumbledore: i've only got craaa-i mean no baby do you?
voldy: no i do not i avada kedavraded them
dumbledore: thats good im really hornie
gets into bed and pulls up quilt. both are naked
dumbledore: CRABS, NOT NOW!
voldy: who are you talking to go faster dumbles!!!
dumbledore: oooh voldy! CRABS, STOP IT, GO AWAY!
crabs: we want to play!
voldy: who was that?
dumbledore: oh no one! i want to play with you voldy
crabs: dont reject us!
dumbledore: CRABS!!
voldy: you have crabs?
dumbledore: oh shit
voldy: you could have told me albus, slow down
dumbledore: im sorry! sits up
voldy: lets have a cup of tea
dumbledore: your not angry?
voldy: no no you see, i have a problem of my own
dumbledore: you do?
voldy: i had crabs once, but since i was bald, my pubes fell out so my crabs left me
dumbledore: so wats your problemo voldy? lol are u mouldy
voldy: i have...urm...
dumbledore: spit it out you dark lord
voldy: i am not dark
dumbledore: dont change the subject
voldy: i have worms!
dumbledore: have you noticed, its a bit quiet
voldy: oh yeah, my worms are silent too
dumbledore: what the hell is this? CRABS, STOP IT!
crabs: ive got some new friends
voldy: sorry, my worms have migrated
dumbledore: NOOOOOOOOOOO
worms: heya crabs, lets play
dumbledore: dont play!!! its my first time
crabs: oi oi
worms: oi oi
dumbledore: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SMOOCH HERE
crabs: bites
dumbledore: OWWWW MY WILLY
voldy: albus are you ok?
worms: bites
dumbledore: yes i am OWWWWWW MY BUM
voldy: i guess we should leave our games for another dya
dumbles: my willy is red and so is my bum
voldy: you look like peter pettigrew. at least you don't have rats
peter pettigrew: hi guys!!!
TO BE CONTINUED............
