do you like tapes and cd's? i hope so, cuz ima tape my dick to your forehead so you can CD's nuts.
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aye girl, you from japan? because i wanna get in ja-panties.
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roses are red,
violets are shy,
bite the pillow bitch
I'm going in dry.@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
did you know i like tulips?
so put your two lips around this d.@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
do you like dragons?
cause in a minute I'll be dragon my balls across your face.~~~~~~~~~~~~
YOU ARE READING
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Humornot that I'm one, but I'd like to help a lad out. Try not to cringe.