He Makes Me Feel This Way

Chappie 5

RECAP:

"Get in Loser, we're going shopping!"

"Hey Dimps... nice car."

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"You! You are not taking me shopping! You're taking me to the woods so you can kill me with an axe."

"Yes, in fact the axe is in the glove compartment."

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"Hey there, teddy bear!"

"Hey, bae."

"Don't do that! I am your baby, and you are mine but don't call me bae!" He says as his fingers lace through mine.

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Phoebe
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"Okay, okay. Let me get this straight. You," he points at me, " are getting married for your parents sake? So they get money? That's fucked up."

"I thought swearing wasn't attractive Diego. Anyway, yes I am and it's because of that, that my life feels so horrible and I want to commit suicide by jumping off a really tall building, into a pool filled with spikes... that are on fire." I say not really meaning it. But I feel like that sometimes.

"Phoebs, don't joke about that." Chloe scolds me. She once had a best friend that committed suicide... not a subject she takes lightly.

"Sorry." I say in a whisper.

My phone hasn't stopped vibrating. I don't know what terms Jeremy wants me to put it in. I swear I will write it in whatever language for him. In nice letters I will just say, leave me the fuck alone.

Jeremy: Go where?

Jeremy: Where are you?

Jeremy: Look I just want to talk.

Jeremy: Phoebe don't be a bitch. Just answer me.

Jeremy: I am calling the cops! Where the fuck are you?!

Phoebe: Lasciami il cazzo da solo, cagna. (Leave me the fuck alone, bitch.)

Jeremy: Did you just insult me in Italian? Fine, I will insult you in Korean. Dong saya dae.

Phoebe: That means 'I need to take a shit.'

Jeremy: oh :(

Phoebe: idiota

I read the conversation out for Diego and Chloe. They both just laughed. Soon we are driving up my street and I see Jeremy's car.

"Chloe, I am going to grab my things and we are staying with Diego."

"Um, you do know that I am staying with you?" Diego replies.

"Oh, merda."

"What does that mean?" Diego asks.

"It means shit."

Chloe parks and we all climb out gracefully. That's a lie, they climbed out gracefully while I fell on my face, and they were the bestest best friends ever. You wanna know how they helped? They laughed. Yup, they just made my whole week.