Amelia ad the worst of luck. Today though, she was determined that nothing would go wrong. It was her wedding day afterall!
She had just woken up and gone into the bathroom. As she had this thought that nothing could go wrong, she was in the shower washing her hair. Suddenly, her hair started to fall out in clumps. With a shriek, she realized she had used Nair instead of shampoo.
By the time she got out of the shower and washed out the Nair, there were bald patches all over her head.
She sat in the bathroom and cried for 7 minutes before going down to eat breakfast. Her mom had made her waffles and gracefully decided not to comment on the hair disaster.
When Amelia sat down to eat the waffles though, there was no syrup so she had to eat them plain.
As she walked out of the house on her way to the beauty salon, she tripped and sprained her ankle. When she finally got to the beauty salon, she decided to get a facial. However, the attendant accidentally put glue on her face instead of a facial cream.
Amelia decided she would have to go to the wedding as she was because if she canceled it more bad things would just happen another day.
When she was walking down the aisle, she tripped and fell across a pew. Her dress came up around the waist and everyone could see her thong. Oops.
She rushed back down the aisle and up to meet her husband-to-be, Zeke.
As they were in the middle of the ceremony, her crazy ex named Darius ran in and protested. He had to be removed by police men.
Suddenly, Ava woke up, sitting up in the hospital bed. She laughed, realizing it was all a dream. Thank goodness she was only in the hospital for a broken arm and leg. Her real life bad luck wasn't that bad at least.
Her monitor started beeping like crazy all of a sudden, and then she died. She had just died out of the blue because of her bad luck.
