Friendship is a Freaking Messed Up Thing~ Sugar

Chapter 15

"Oh shit! Krys!" I screamed.

"What?" She turned her head and I noticed she was stuffing her face with the school's disgusting pizza.

"Krys! You ugly fat shit head! Have some self control!" I yelled, grabbing her by the hair and dragging her away from the pizza.

"Sugar! Let go of me!" She screamed.

I shoved her out the door of the lunchroom and she hit a locker.

"Ha!" I laughed. I took out my phone and clicked the twitter icon.

Just shoved Krys into a locker! She's so fat that her blood can't even stay in her head and she's bleeding out on the floor! Lolz!

I posted the tweet and then put my phone away.

"Alright Krys. C'mon. We need to go stop Dubbie." I said.

~5 hours later~

We ran to Dubbie's house and immediately went to the basement. There, we saw Pam tied up on a torture chair.

"Back off bitches!!!" Dubbie screeched.

"Dubbie! You don't need to do this!" I yelled.

"But I have to! Ash is mine!" She screamed.

She raised her hoove, preparing to stab Pam. Just then, Ash and Harry bursted into the room.

"Dubbay!" Harry yelled.

"Dub-" Ash started.

"Wait wait wait. Did you just call me DubbAY. My name is DubbIE. Get it right. Fucking British ponies." Dubbie cut Ash off. "I'm sorry. What were you saying Ash?"

"I said, Dubbie!" Ash replied.

"Ash! You don't understand! I have to do this! Pam spread rumors!"

"I know! But that doesn't mean you need to go this far! We can move on!"

Pause for dramatic effect.

"No."

Pause for dramatic effect.

"We can't." Dubbie said.

She raised up her hoove once again and was about to stab Pam.

But Ash jumped in slow motion and tackled her to the ground.

He hit the knife across the basement floor and said,

"Yes. We can move on."

And kissed her.

They basically made out on the floor the rest of the time and we all went home and got ready for prom.

*End Flashback*

"So. That's it!" I said.

"But what about prom!" Dubbie yelled.

"That's for next time!" I explained. "Now get out of my fucking house!"

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