Braun Strowman One Shots & Drabbles

Pick up lines only work when I'm drunk.

"Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven?" Braun asked before a deep laugh erupted from his chest. "Did you really use that to get your wife?" He asked one of the producers who was sitting at the bar with you guys.

"Yeah, and it worked. Laugh all you want but chicks think it's cute." The guy said.

"Let's get a second opinion. Y/n, do pick up lines work on you?" Braun asked as he looked over at you.

"Yeah, I mean sometimes. Pick up lines only work when I'm drunk, though."

"Wait...you mean you would actually fall for that crap?"

"If I had a few drinks, yeah. I think that kind of stuff is cute." You said.

"Does that mean it'd work on you now?" He asked with a serious face before he couldn't hold it in anymore and started laughing, clearly mocking the fact that you were kind of into pick up lines. You were not finding the situation nearly as funny as he was.

"I am not drunk!" You said. You swallowed the last of your drink before sliding it across the bar towards the bartender.

"Need a refill, beautiful?" The bartender asked.

"No. She's good." Braun said as he glanced over at the bartender and shot him a glare.

"No, I'm not!"

"Yes, you are," Braun said as he reached out and took the empty glass out of your hand.

"Hey! Give that back!" You said as you reached for the glass only to have Braun raise it higher out of your reach.

"No. Now back to this pickup line thing. If a guy were to use a pickup line right now, you'd fall for it?" He asked.

"Depending on who the guy was, yeah. And it's not like it's gonna make me fall in love with him! It would just be an ice breaker." You said with a shrug.

"What about Ambrose?"

"He's married. So no." You said.

"Rollins?"

"Eh, probably not." You said.

"What about...me?"

You nearly choked on air at his words. Did you hear him right? Did he really say what you thought he just said?

"Now you're just making fun of me." You said as you rolled your eyes and turned your back to him.

"I'm not making fun. I was asking a question." He said.

You sighed and could feel the blush creeping to your cheeks.

"Fine. Yeah. I'd probably fall for it." You admitted. "It doesn't matter. Not like you're going to use a pickup line."

"Are you a parking ticket? Cause you are fine!" He said before shooting you a wink, causing a blush to creep to your cheeks.

"So why'd you do that? Just to make fun of me?" You asked.

"Maybe it was my way of saying I think you're cute and I'd like to take you on a date sometime..."