Random Things I write...

Klance thing

This is partially based on a shit conversation my friend (mulchedmilk) and I had so

Dear fuckin Diary,

Thinking back on it, maybe Lance shouldn't have been the first to know that my mother was essentially a tall purple furry from space, but I couldn't really control that. Nowhere everytime these 'Furry Episodes' happen, he just kinda laughs at me for the first five minutes, instead of doing what I asked him to do. Why? Because, Lance is an absolute fuckwad. Granted, he is an irratatingly attractive fuckwad.

Still, allhe has do is help the episode end, but he spend most of the time giggling like the fucking dicktwitch he is. I love him though.

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I MEANT I LOATHE HIM!!!

Fuck off.

-Keith Kogane