Sporticus was doing his morning stretches. He just flipped across the entire town. The entire town. In two minutes flat. A new record, perhaps.
He looked around and wondered why the goggles sitting on his head were so tight.
"Maybe if I just... adjusted them, they'd fit... And I could wear them."
He adjusted them to the perfect setting. They fit beautifully.
He saw that one kid.
"Hello Pixel, what are you planning on doing today."
"I'm going to find Stephanie and rape her."
"Haha, what a wonderful idea."
He smiled.
Pixel smiled back.
"Wait a minute..."
Pixel ran away. "Damn you! Damn you! You belong in jail! Or even... Prison! With Robbie and that weird kid...!"
Pixel used to rob gas stations with a taser. He had to change his entire appearance. But what happens in Lazy Town, stays in Lazy Town. If a puppet demands you for money... You give them money.
There was a sudden burst of cold air. A stinging pain that sent shocks up Sporticus' mustache.
"Robbie..." He muttered.
Robbie Rotten had escaped prison for the thirtieth time this day. God damn it, Robbie... How do you do it?
Robbie had powers stronger than that of a mortal, but could he defeat Lord Sporticus? (Knighted by the Mayor, because that makes sense)
Robbie looked
Weak.
"Robbie?"
He looked over.
"Sporticus..."
They shared a few awkward glances. Their bond only growing. Their hands fidgeting, wondering which one would be dead by the end of the night.
One of us is going to die.
Robbie Rotten pulled out a highly advanced weapon which exceeded modern technology. Sporticus pulled out a standard handgun.
Robbie chuckled to himself and placed his finger on the trigger. Sporticus was shaking, he has never done such a thing.
"I am the sworn protector of Lazy Town!" He said, backflipping and cartwheeling away.
"What." Robbie said, trying to find him.
He kept pointing the gun and shooting it at various things.
The Mayor! I have to save him! He thought to himself.
The mayor was out in the open.
Bang.
He was dead with one hit.
Sporticus didn't know what to do. He has protected this city his entire life.
"Robbie... How could you?"
They both shared a look of defeat, and both held their guns tightly in their hands.
"It's now or never."
