Oddly Enough Yu-Gi-Oh! Version

Oddly Enough (Ch.1)

Paul's Point of View

"God damn it, Electivire! Slow the hell down already! I can't keep up, god damn it!" I shouted at my Electivire who was running as fast as a Cheataclaw. A Cheataclaw was a very fast Pokémon; it held the World Record for World's Fastest Pokémon. Being able to run at 70 miles per hour, cripes that thing was FAST! Electivire just bolted off out of the blue while I was in Kalos, just approaching Anistar City. I was meeting up with an old friend for a double battle against two Gym Leaders, namely Olympia and Fantina. Fantina actually lived 10 or 20 minutes away from my hometown of Veilstone City, so getting to her Gym was pretty easy. It was only an hour's walk tops.

The Anistar Gym was holding a special tournament, which a certain someone and I were taking part in an exhibition match. I used to be a bitter rival to this boy, but six years have changed my entire life. For one thing, my attitude had improved a lot, but honestly I only had that attitude as a façade, I had to fake it because I was under a lot of pressure from my stepparents who worked over in San Francisco. Believe me, dealing with them was tough, because I hadn't been impressing them lately and they were starting to worry about my constant failures and they were beginning to look for work for me in San Francisco, which really pissed me off as hell. Honestly, I was pissed to high hell and beyond when they started searching for this job against my will. I wanted to tell them to screw off so damn badly it wasn't even funny but if I told them that, then not only would I be completely screwed, but I'd also get disowned right on the spot. It was really hard for me to trust others so I had to put on this façade and charade to trick them and others into leaving me alone.

All that slowly began to turn topsy-turvy when I met this man. It was tough as hell having to put up with him but I didn't give a fuck. All I wanted at the time was to not deal with the high-stakes life constantly. My brother, Reggie, was the only person I could actually trust at all. Gradually, this man who I met back home in Sinnoh actually earned my trust. Just as I was walking into the door of the Anistar City Pokémon Centre, I was tackled by said man onto the floor of the Pokémon Centre and hard to boot! "Ouch! Ash, I think you might've broken a rib! Try to take it easy next time, okay?" I grunted rubbing my back and spine as I got up.

"Whoops, sorry about that Paul! My bad, I guess I was so damn excited to see you that I totally went way overboard! Ha-ha!" Ash chucked, while swearing at the same time.

"Yeah, I see your point you smart-aleck. Now, open up that mouth of yours, 'cause I got something for you and close those eyes and don't EVEN think about peeking 'cause I'll know about it." I replied, with that same asshole and smart-aleck attitude I always cheekily wore. Ash opened his mouth and smiled, grinning from ear to ear wildly as a tongue entered his mouth and all the people in the Pokémon Centre had their jaws drop to the ground out of shock.

"Oh my god, is Ash Ketchum really KISSING Paul Shinji Thornton?" A woman asked.

"Oh my Arceus! I thought those two HATED each other's guts! Amazing how stuff changes!" A man said, gasping.

"Heavens to Arceus! Those guys really DO love each other! I was totally RIGHT! Take THAT Pokémon Trainer Gazette! And Trainer Beat and Anistar Inquirer and Poke Magazine! And Trainers! I told you the couple was real!" A paparazzi shouted snapping his camera. Suddenly, paparazzi from all kinds of major Pokémon gossip magazines and tabloids and reporters from all different TV channels all started flooding us with microphones and all kinds of shit wanting to get interviews and fans wanting our autographs and all kinds of dumb crap. Personally, I was as annoyed as hell with them for intruding on my PRIVATE life but since I became a celebrity by winning last year's Unova League pretty much I gained fame overnight in a literal sense. My tongue danced around Ash's pretty mouth and I swooned as his lips, which tasted like strawberries and his tongue, which tasted like cherries entered my mouth completely overriding my taste buds which tried to tell me to completely ignore this feeling in my body that our love was burning hotter and hotter and hotter.