Sotus House (Sotus-Love Sick Crossover AU Fan Fiction)

Lovesick Reunion

"Ohm, stop pacing and sit the fuck down. Mick will be here soon enough. Did I really have to get up at this God awful hour just to see you freak out?!" Noh grumbled.

"Zip it, asswipe. I'm excited to see my bae," Ohm said with a flip of his finger.

Phun chuckled quietly against Noh's ear making him shiver.

"Phun!" Noh scolded.

"Are you that upset you got up this morning, baby?" Phun whispered against Noh's skin causing goosebumps to form along the smooth surface. They were sitting on top of a picnic table in the grassy area of the visitors lot. Noh sat in between Phuns legs with his back leaning against Phuns chest. Normally he wouldn't sit this way but no one was up at this time in the morning. Was he upset to be awake before 6 am? Fuck yes! Was he upset to be wrapped up in his boyfriend's arms? Hell no!

"Yes, shhhhh, I'm trying to sleep," Noh hushed snuggling deeper into Phun's arms. Phun smiled against Noh's temple and gave him a kiss.

"You sleep, baby."

Noh leaned his head back to capture Phun's lips with his. "Not".....hard peck...."Your".....nibble....."Baby".....pop. Phun just shook his head as Noh turned back around to get comfortable.

"Geez my eyes. Should have let you fuckers stay in bed. Separate. Beds." Ohm teased.

Noh opened his mouth to fire off a retort but stopped when Ohm's name was shouted excitedly from a few feet away. Looking over, Noh and Phun both watched in amusement as Mick came at Ohm at a dead run. Bracing for impact, Ohm scooped up his incredibly adorable, incredibly eager boyfriend laughing as Mick wrapped himself around him like a cute koala.

When Mick pulled away allowing them both to breathe, Ohm kissed his nose.

"Miss me?"

Mick leaned in and kissed the smirk right off Ohm's smug face. He teased him with gentle nips of his teeth and subtle licks of his tongue.

"Geez, now who needs to get a room!" Noh yelled.

"Ignore him. I usually do," Ohm said dipping in for another taste of his Mick. Mick evaded him and jumped down. While he would have liked to strip Ohm right then and there, he wasn't going to with an audience. And he still had that small problem of convincing Ohm to get completely naked with him. Stupid gentlemanly boyfriend. Right now Mick wanted him to be more like Phun, a horndog!

"Noh's right, Ohm. Sorry to be rude. Hi guys!"

"Hey, Mick. I'm so glad you are finally here. This guy has been driving me crazy," Noh whined looking for sympathy.

"I'll take care of him for you, Noh. Thanks for watching out for him for me."

"Damn, Win. I'm so glad we decided on coming to Rainbow U next year."

Noh, Phun, Ohm, and Mick all looked over to the smiling Per in confusion.

"Why is that, Per?" Win asked in his soft spoken manner. He was nestled under Per's arm. "Hi everyone!"

"This is obviously the greatest school for boys who love boys. Ohm and Mick were practically dry humping right here in the parking lot, in broad daylight. Noh, our Noh who is dead against PDA's, is wrapped up in Phun. At least five people have passed by and not one even blinked or did a double take. Or, if they did, it was to appreciate how hot as fuck we all are!" Per observed. Per was looking at his Win as he said that last bit. Win hip bumped him and tried to hide his blushing cheeks in Per's side.

"Rainbow U?" Noh scratched his head.

Per took in the confused expressions of not only Noh but Ohm and Phun as well.

"Come on! I can see those two idiots not getting it, but Phun? Really?" Per shook his head laughing. "Wobniar is Rainbow spelled backwards."

"What the fuck, Phun?! Not only are we in the gayest fraternity on the row, apparently we are attending the gayest Uni on the planet! Was there a 'Do you like boys?' checkbox I marked and didn't know it on the application? Who the fuck names a university Rainbow?"

"It's not named Rainbow. Wobniar was the name of the founder of this university. It's coincidental that it spells rainbow in reverse. Besides, not everyone here is gay, Noh."

"Then it's sure as hell ironic considering that the majority of students seem to have leanings that way," Noh snorted and then scowled viciously when a thought occurred to him. "Oak better not be."

"For Yu's sake, he better be straight as an arrow," Ohm crowed. "It would be pretty fucking tragic if the two guys Yuri dated both ended up liking dick."

Mick smacked Ohm on the chest before Noh could get to him. Ohm's comment was so not helpful.

"Come on. Our band mates are back at Sotus House making us all breakfast to welcome you guys here," Ohm said taking Mick's hand.

"Chef Ohm here wanted to make something for you, Mick, but he failed his first class. Can't even make pancakes. Sad, so sad," Noh feigned sympathy which failed since he couldn't hold back his laughter and eye rolling.

Looking at Mick, Ohm gave him a pouty smile, "I didn't fail, bae. I just need more practice." Turning to Noh, Ohm glared at him, "I'll flip another pancake on your head anytime, asshole."

"I'm proud of you for trying, Ohm," Mick squeezed Ohm's fingers and let Ohm lead him towards the fraternity house.

"Oh, before we meet your college friends, I have a gift for you," Per held out a bag to Ohm. "Just wanted to make sure my boyfriend's best friend is properly taken care of this weekend. Now, having done so, I have fulfilled my duty." Per took Win's hand and started to walk away at a fast clip.

"That little shit is up to something," Noh said coming up next to Ohm. Peering into the bag, Noh fell over laughing while Ohm's face turned pink. Ohm wasn't so much embarrassed by the variety of condoms and lubes that were inside but by the little pamphlet staring at him.

"Fucking Per! I'm going to kill you!" Ohm roared. Dropping the bag he started after the laughing high schooler who had a good headstart.

Picking up the bag Phun took out a couple items and pocketed them and handed the bag to Mick. Mick just smirked when he accepted the bag and ran after his homicidal boyfriend.

"What did you take?" Noh demanded.

"You'll find out....later."

Noh had a feeling this was going to be an interesting weekend.

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A/N

Per is in the house! I love him and Win.  I also love Mick.  I was getting excited to write this part when they came to visit.  Their first college party is coming up and it's going to be full of SH hotties, so you can expect a little trouble and a whole lot of fun.  This will be Hell's Princes first show.  

@LARKSPURKISA You got that bail money ready? lol

Lots of Love,

ELBLQ