Ice Cream [Homestuck]

John holds out his ice cream. "Here, Karkat, don't you want to try?? It's really good! I think you'll like it!" Karkat was in a highly irritable mood that day, as usual. "NO YOU FUCKASS IVE ALREADY TOLD YOU I DONT WANT ANY OF THAT WHITE-ASS SHIT IN A CONE" John replies, oblivious to Karkat's fury. "Please?" "NO! I ALREADY TOLD YOU I-" Karkat gets cut off by a jumping Gamzee. "IlL tAkE tHaT fOr YoU, kArBrO ;o) HoNk" Gamzee flies between them and steals the ice cream. Terezi is after him. "H3Y YOU 4SSHOL3 TH4T W4S SO M1N3!! >:[" John looked at Karkat with what could be called a 'what the hell just happened' look, and Karkat just looked him back straight in the eye with a, well, Karkat face. "FUCK. YOU." Karkat walks away, and John is left, baffled at the antics that just took place.

Later, Gamzee finally slows to a stop. Terezi is panting after him, and he doesn't even seem tired. "YoU wAnT tHiS, lItTlE bAbY gIrL? bEcAuSe I tHiNk YoUvE tAsTeD eNoUgH iN yOuR sHoRt LiTtLe LiFe." Gamzee proceeds to eat all the ice cream, while Terezi is still catching her breath. "1 H4T3 YOU G4MZ33." He finishes off the ice cream, and plops the empty cone on her horn. "HoNk :O)" Gamzee runs off, and leaves Terezi fussing with the cone, and annoyed with him.