Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

ASSHOLE TIMETRAVEL

"I ate my dog" the long schlong said. Six months earlier...

"That's a nice lookin dog," said the long schlong.

"Well you can only get these types of 1000000% purebred beagles from the corner of a deli in a cardboard box," Said the living trenchcoat. "His name was Breadbin Urine. He lived a life of fortune and fame until the fateful day where he died. Now he resides in my New Delhi." The living trenchcoat now picked up a random indian accent.

"But of course what other way would it be?!" Exclaimed the long schlong.

"Well," started the living trenchcoat, "Let me show you." The living trenchcoat then suddenly turned into an indian boy and succed the long schlong into his poopy asshole, which was also a time machine.

All of a sudden long schlong remembered that there is no succ in chemistry.

"HOL UP FAMILIA" shouted teh long schlong, "THERE IS NO SUCC IN CHEMISTRY"

"How did you know?" asked the indian boy, who suddenly morphed into Idonfuckinno Lieber.

But then...Muffins... Everything was Muffins for just one second..Inside the pooper time machine that was der.

"I shouldn't have eaten all of those muffins," said Mr. Weeber.

All of the sudden, Weeber fuckin shat the long schlong out of his asshole, along with muffins and poop. They were finaly at their destination: "Kekistan" in the year of 2345.

They had arrived right on top of the pure gold building owned by Breadbin Urine that was shaped like a fetus.

"Why is it shaped like a feet iss?" asked the long schlong.

"I don't know man Breadbin is a weird dog." said Weeber.

As they were chatting Breadbin walked out of his home. It turned out that he was a centaur but instead of being half horse he was half beagle. And he was walking towrds Yeah cliff near his car mansion.

"Hey Weegi how are you?" asked Breadbin. Weeber then morphed into Weegi.

"YOU FUCKING MEATBALL WE DON'T HAVE TIME" said Weegi.

The long schlong then fell off the roof shocked by the screaming and somehow pushed Breadbin out of the way of a duck that was about to knock him off Yeah cliff.

ALL OF THE SUDDEN, a singularity opened up in the fucking sky dude, like holy shit everything was being succed in.

"DID SOMEBODY SAY SUCC?" asked Weeber.

"WAIT A MINUTE," asked WEEEEgi, "I am also Weeber. If I'm Weeber, then you can't be Weeber."

"Well this fuckin idiot created a paradox" said Weeber.

"Shiiiiiit!" Said long schlong. As he looked up and saw that five more singularities had opened up and formed two penises creating a temperal Pairacox.

"Wait a minute," said Steve Harvey, who just came out of one of the singularities. "That Pairacox looks familiar. WAIT. I KNOW WHO THAT IS. ITS MY COUSIN IRMA"

OH GOD NOT IRMA. BYE BYE BITCH see you next time