A Gender Confusion (a one scene play)

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"A Gender Confusion"

Scene: A common room. Tina drags Nicolette (tied up) across the floor.

Tina:

(Throws Nicolette on the ground) Oh, hush and shush!

You know you are insane if you keep doing the same thing

expecting a different result, don't you? And

do you know that your whining makes you sound... needy?

Tina fixes a drink.

I'm guessing you don't have a hubby; men don't like needy girls...

unless, of course, they are so insecure of their masculinity that they

feel to be needed by the so-called weaker sex. Those men are intimidated

by independant women... And once intimidated, those bastards just seem to

go off and cheat! Or they might just be intimidated  due to having a small penis.

Do you have a man who lacks security?

Nicolette grunts and groans.

Tina:

What was that? I can't quite understand... You have something

covering your mouth, my dear.

Lina and Dina call out from the other room.

Lina:

Tina? Sister? Is that you? Ahaha... come, join us! We were having

such a depressive state that we thought to self-medicate. Now,

we're happy! Come, get miserable as we were to join the drinking

party!

Tina:

It is I, sisters! And I've brought a guest! A most pleasant guest!  Come

and stop being rude. Greet yourselves to this young and radiant guest

who will be joining us in our spa treatment tonight.

(to Nicolette) Oh, speaking of being rude, I am sorry my dear, would you like something

more to drink?

Nicolette grunts and groans. Lina and Dina walk into the room,

laughing with drinks and ciggies in their hands.

Dina:

Ooo, a guest? Who is it this time? An unwanted infected man? A lost child?

Perhaps a chef to prepare a fancy meal before all the fun. I could go for

some mac 'n cheese and garlic toast.

Tina:

No, maybe and no. She's a fiesty hitchhiker. I've picked her up along the dirt road.

Ah, I love it when they scream! You should have heard her! 'Oh, please don't kill me!

I'll give you anything, please, just let me live!'  It's such an adrenaline rush!

Lina:

She?! You say she? Let me look at her!

... Beautiful young girl. (Blows smoke in Nicolette's face)

 But you know her blood is no good!

She's full of sins... like us! Her blood is impure!

Dina:

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⏰ Last updated: May 20, 2012 ⏰

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