once upon a time there was a horse named billy the hosre and his name was billy the horse, he wsas a horse, but his name was billy the horse he was a billy horse horse. but then he died and that's wherr I come along, hi I'm johnee quasar. one day I was my mother was ded when I decidd to kil all my friends becuse my friends were my dad and billy the horse. I killed them because I have genital depression. anyways my mother was ded and I was sad. I then decidd to lick a pole, but it gave me herpes.i was now reely sad.i went too the doctor butt (haha butt) he said I couldn't get rid of mi herpes. my brother called me and sayd "and said what do you mean?" oh yah I forgot to tell yu that this was on 9/11 at exactly 9:11 am in the year 911. then I decidd to fast forward 600 years and 456546725600001918476562333333333330 days and 43566789 hours and 5 minutes with exactly 69 seconds. somehow my grandma was still alive exept shee wsas hookig up with lord farquad. shreck was mestirbaatig on the corner. I can do it, yes I can, cause I'm a Jewish American. my favorite movie is shark tale because it featuires will smith except he's a fsh. I am 69 years, 420 days, 666 hours, 711 minutes, 911 seconds, and A113 milliseconds old. "jk he said" one day my friend blatman said "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and broke time its self. LoL
i was jokeing
because i am actually bill smith ANd i am 8 years
old yaaaaaaaaaaay
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The Humble Caterpillar
HumorI abandoned everything I once presumed. I was more powerful than ever before. I AM THE ONE IN CONTROL, NOW I HAVE THE POWER. I am my own boss.
