Me: I can't get off!!!
Allie: WHAT IS THIS?!
Me: *laughing* I can't get off!!
Allie: WHAT IS THIS?!
Me: *laughs more* I'm stuck!!
Allie: WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Me: AAAALLLLLIEEEE!!! (Allie:NO!)I LOOOVE YOU!!!
Allie: NO!! IM DONE!!! IM FUCKING DONE!!
Allie: YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY, WHATAMIWILLINGTODOINMYLIFE?! NOT FUCKING THIS!!!
Me: *laughing very hard*
Allie: NOPE!!!
I DO. NOT. SHIP. AT. ALL!!!!
Allie: SAME!!!!
#NOCUPHEADXFANNY!!!!!!