"I am not gay!"
STFU JOHN, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU ARE GAY FOR SHERLY. DON'T BE SUCH A COCKBLOCK.
Jawn, it is a well known fact you flirted with a Sherlock on multiple occasions, now hush up and kiss him.
Have a baby Hamish and you and Sherly can be Papas.
IF THE WORLDS ONLY CONSULTING DETECTIVE THINKS YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH HIM, YOU PROBABLY ARE!
... Just saying.