I was sitting outside the airport waiting for my girlfriend to come get me, since I failed my driver's test for the sixteenth time. After about ten minutes, she arrived.
"Hey bbg how u doin?" I asked her after not seeing her for a couple weeks.
"I was doing good then I saw your face." she replied. "Just kidding ily," she joked as she kissed me. We got into her car and started driving home, my hand on her thigh. I was about to get sum fuck for sure. When we got home, I kicked off my shoes and picked her up.
"Bby take me pls," she begged. I carried her upstairs and put her on the bed. We stripped off our clothes, her titties looked amazing lemme tell you. Everything was going good, until something happened.
She started screaming, I thought it was because of my amazing ding dong, but it wasn't. Her stomach started moving around, and I was quite concerned. A couple minutes later, an alien popped out and she ded. Great, now I have a fucking alien child to deal with. I locked it in the closet and went to the kitchen to get a knife. I stabbed that shit so fast. I disposed of her body by throwing it in the dumpster, the alien along with it so that it didn't look like I killed her. Smart, right? Apparently, she cheated on me with this hot alien dude and didn't use a fucking condom.
