I sat in my studio apartment waiting for him to join me. I heard the door creak open and the sound of rustling paper Whole Foods bags.
"What took you so long" I said
"I wanted to try something new...."
"What is it" hopping it would add some diversity to our routine sex lives. He comes over, busts a nut and doesn't tell me the condom broke, I go to the Walgreens the next day and buy some plan b because I'm too poor for birth control.
"I read something on BuzzFeed about these things called aphrodisiacs....it's sexy food" he said trying way to hard
I got very turned on and we began to strip. Slowly he roughly covers my eyes and opens a bag. He opens my lips ever so slightly and puts a single slice of bread in my mouth.
"What the fuck Richard" I scream because he knows of my extremely rare condition called celiac disease which makes me incredibly sick when I ingest gluten.
I decide that I'm probably over reacting and try to go along with it for the rest of the night until I felt a shift and shit began spilling out everywhere and he seemed to enjoy it?
"Ya baby you know it" he said
"BITCH GET THE FUCK OUT" I angrily screamed when he began to rub it into various objects in my studio.
As he was walking out the door I softly muttered
"Take me to the hospital?"
The End.
