Ghost Rider Exorcist. Book 2: A Big Green Problem

Unbridled Rage And Breakfast

*************Hulk**************

A quiet forest...suddenly shaken by the cries of a ragefull beast...

A malice and rage so unforgiving, so vengeful, that nothing could stop it...not the military, not S.H.I.E.L.D. Not even itself....

This rage, was known by one name: Hulk.

Men yelled and screamed as Canadian soldiers fired their useless automatic weapons at the muscular gargantuan green monster that smashed it's fists through their vehicles like they were paper.

"RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!!" The monster cried out, his bulging muscles were like mountains on his powerful form. "HULK SMASH PUNY GUN PEOPLE!!!!!"

The Hulk roared once more, his seemingly unrippable pants were the only thing he wore, stretched tightly over his green god-like body. The bullets from the Canadian troops bounced off of him like Nerf foam darts as he picked up tanks one by one and threw them into the sky.

"GRRRAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Hulk ran at the soldiers, swatting them aside like flies, with each light backhand he broke nearly every bone in their bodies all of them being as strong as dust bunnies before the raging green monster.

"Leave Hulk ALONE!!" Hulk roared as he felt another shell explode against his back from an approaching tank.

Hulk ran at the tank as more artillery shells exploded uselessly against his body. How dare these imbeciles attack him. Why couldn't they just leave him be? Why couldn't they just leave him alone...these puny humans!!!

Hulk grabbed the tank's barrel and bent it backwards with one hand as the soldier peeking out of the hatch's eyes widened in fear.

Hulk then smashed his fist into the front of the tank, causing the thing to blow to pieces as a tremendous shockwave blasted out from where Hulk's fist had connected, creating  huge crater.

Hulk roared into the sky. Nothing would stand against him nothing...as long as nothing left him alone...he would keep smashing everything!

*********Deadpool*********

"Oooo lookie, Frankenstein is smashing stuff." said Deadpool as he looked through his binoculars from a distance at the monster. "Man, I'm loving the this Fan Fiction already...the smashing in the first 3 minutes really has me hooked."

Deadpool had been out tracking the Hulk for weeks. Never mind that this was just another mission given to him by Weapon X...but for once he actually got to bring his Dora the Explorer camping gear. Pink hats and talking backpacks for everyone!!

"Oh no.." said Deadpool as his twisted and crazed mind came to a sudden realization. "I don't have a talking monkey wearing boots!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Darn it!! I ruined the whole set!! I was going to sing that back pack song and everything after I captured that big green hunk of cheese!"

Deadpool turned to look at his apparent readers, his red and black mask not revealing the wacko underneath. "Hello fellas who are apparently reading a crossover between an anime and a comic series about a crazy head with a flaming skull, Before you continue reading, my current writer wishes me to inform you that if Dillian Blaze were here right now, he'd be warning you not to continue."

Suddenly a hand came out of mid air, apparently being the writer's hand holding a note. Deadpool took the note and began to read. "Oh my..apparently this is Dillian's turn to tell his story..which means I've been here too long...BYE!!"

Out of nowhere a cane came out and yanked Deadpool out of the scene by his neck...ending the POV..

*******************Dillian*****************