consumed [ yoon jeonghan ]

consumed: short story

Mel felt the cold, crisp San Francisco air blow through her hair. She looked onto the water from where she stood on the Golden Gate Bridge. Then, someone bumped into her which caused her to drop the AP Bio textbook she was holding. She screamed as she watched the textbook fall towards the water.

Mel: Nooooo!! All my hard work and studying!!

Suddenly someone leant over the side of the bridge in front of her and, with their long spaghetti arms, grabbed the book. She would have checked out their ass if it wasn't so nonexistent. The mysterious stranger turned around.

???: I think you dropped this ;)

Mel got a good look at the boy's features as he reached out to hand her the heavy AP Bio textbook. He was absolutely perfect to Mel, but would have been considered average or ugly to any regular person.

Mel: Wow! Thank you! AP Bio is my most important class! What would I do to repay you?

The stranger smirked.

???: I have three requests, the first is to get your name. ;)

Mel: I-I'm M-Melanie, b-but you c-can call me Mel.

Mel blushed a deep red.

???: How a beautiful name for a beautiful girl. [He smirks] My name is Jeonghan.

Mel thought, 'Wow! Jeonghan is a smexi name!'. He could've been her dream man...if only he had an ass. 

Mel: Okay Jeonghan, what's your second request?

Jeonghan smirked.

Jeonghan: Hehe. Now you have to kiss me.

Mel blushed even harder. Is this real life? How can this beautiful skinny man save her textbook and kiss her? She was so excited, she almost spit!

Jeonghan and Mel both leaned in, closed their eyes, and kissed. There were fireworks! The kiss got more intense and Jeonghan started to pant like a dog (He's a furry like Junhui).

They continued to kiss as they climbed into the cab.

Jeonghan: We can go to my dorm. I hope you don't mind...I'm in a Kpop group called Seventeen.

Mel: That's okay ;)

They went back to the dorm and smashed. While they were smashing, she found out Jeonghan had a foot fetish. When they were done, they got up, got dressed, and went out to the living room.

Seungcheol walks into the dorm.

Seungcheol: Wow Jeonghan! You brought your cousin back from America! Nice to meet someone that's apart of Jeonghan's family!

Mel is shocked.

Jeonghan pulled her into another room, where they were alone.

Mel: What?! I can't believe Jeonghan of Seventeen is my cousin!

Jeonghan: Yes, my third request is to get married even though we are cousins. I am in love with you...but we must keep it secret since it's forbidden for idols to be in incestual relationships.

Mel: Yes! I love you too! I have an incest kink.

They kiss and get married

The end.