Why, I, Brandon, Am A Dumbass! <3

300 6 1
                                    

Well. Yes, me name is Brandon.

I like to play with barbies.

No I am not gay.

Well maybe a little...

I like little boys...

Sometimes, when Im all alone, I like to stamp myself with princess stamps.

I eat shit when I get hungry

Lol, I know I'm crazy

But heyy, you only live once,

YOLO...BIITCH!

Well fuck me sideways and call me a tramp, I though we were all friends here? No need to judge...

This might have or might have not been written  by the one, the only, DeeDee! Brandon's bestest friend for evah!

I was written by me, DeeDee, hehe. I love you Brandon! Im doing this to show you how much I love you! <3 Teehee

You've reached the end of published parts.

⏰ Last updated: May 20, 2012 ⏰

Add this story to your Library to get notified about new parts!

Why, I, Brandon, Am A Dumbass! &lt;3Where stories live. Discover now