The Gel Fic- Phan *this is a joke*

Part 1

The Gel Fic, a fanfic inspired by a conversation about liquid gel deodorant. This is a joke. I am also terrible at writing oops.

Dan sighed in pleasure as he undid the plastic covering the holes of the deodorant. He took a deep sniff of the coconut scented gel. He slowly twisted the bottom to get the gel to release from the holey prison. He moaned and started to undo his pants. Once naked he took the deodorant and rubbed the gel all over his erect penis. He moaned louder as he felt the cold gel running down his dick. He started to use his hand to get the deodorant to cover his entire penis. All of a sudden he heard his door open and Phil stood in the doorway watching. Dan stopped his movements in shock, he felt his cheeks start heating up in embarrassment.

"Well well well, what do we have here?" Phil chuckled and approached slowly.

"Um nothing" Dan squeaked. Dan never told his boyfriend of his deodorant fetish.

"Let me help you out here" Phil said as he grabbed the deodorant and started twisting it to get more of the gel out. He reached down to rub it all over Dan's pin win. Dan, who was still recovering from the shock of Phil actually wanting to participate in the fetish, moaned and nudged closer to Phil. "Coconut scented?" Phil questioned with a smirk.

"It'll make my pinny winny smell good", Dan choked out.

"I wonder if it tastes as good as it smells" Phil questioned, "well there's only one way to find out". Phil lowered his head to be level with the erect peni, he inched closer but was too slow for Dan's liking.

"Phil", Dan whined. He was getting impatient.

"Be patient", Phil growled as he finally put his lips on Dan's pickle. Dan couldn't hold himself back from holding back a giant moan. The feeling of Phil's warm hot cavern sent Dan into oblivion. His pin nutted much faster than he would have liked. Phil, who was unprepared for the abrupt milky substance, surprisingly swallowed every last drop.

"God that tasted amazing, especially when it was combined with the taste of your hot come." Phil groaned out as he noticed that he also came in his own jeans, they were one of his favorite pairs too, damn.

"I'm glad you enjoyed", Dan replied as he lowered his head. He was in dire need of a shower considering how sticky his manhood was.

"Come on, let's get you cleaned up", Phil said as he helped Dan stand. Just before they starting heading towards the bathroom Phil placed a passionate kiss on Dan's lips. "I love you, don't ever feel as if you can't tell me about your fetishes. I will listen no matter how odd it is."

Dan smiled, "I love you too, and I was planning on telling you soon but I got distracted."

Phil just placed a small loving kiss on his lips as an answer. Together, they both walked to the bathroom hand in hand.

A/N: Well that's the end. It would be longer but it's 2:44AM and I suck at writing. Thanks for reading.