doorfrmae did'nt know anything about jesus. he didnt' even know his name. so he did wheat every kid did these days to learnd this information he went to the internet
"who is a jesus" typed in doorfrmae. then he clicked on the closest website and his printer aituomatically printerd the entire fucking bible. "wow.. this book shure does tell me a lot about JESUS..." sayed doorframe. "my jorny is set.. i have to go into heaven and find jesus. then we will fite to the death" sayed doorfrmae. he had to ask blender if he could go to the heavens.
"daddy blender can i go to heaven? it's just for a visit" doorframe asked his da.d "no you fucking moron we are worst enemies with heaven you can never goed there." blender respond. doorframe was devastated. how was he going to battle jemsauce? there had to be a way he could get there. he had had no idea how to do it. he thought long and hard. but he didn't no. then finally it struck him.
"maybe the bible will have answers for me" doorframe sayed. he readed the bible. it sayed that you gotta go to heaven after you die. okay "" doorframe said. so he fucking shot himself
