it all started when slammy and pyrite were in a scrim
"ill be right back guys" said pyrite
without hesistation, slammy blurted out "aww man, why does she sound like she gives good head"
by that moment pyrite returns unexpectedly, but slammy wasnt aware.
"yo wheres this bitch at?"
pyrite seemingly disrespected then mutes slammy
"slammy you idiot!" exclaimed everyone else "she came back when you said that"
slammy, embarrassed, then realizes what he's done, after the scrim he apologizes to pyrite
s: "im sorry it's just, you sound so sexy"
p: "it's fine, as a gril gamer i get that a lot."
they continue to talk and after about an hour of small talk they start to find interest in one another
s: "soooo uhh where do you live?"
p: "in canada"
slammy realizes how close they live
s: "you know, if i pool together the money we could probably meet up"
p: "dude that'd be great!"
slammy then spends the next month working his ass off at his part time, he takes every overtime opportunity, but that leads to a price, by the time he rustles up the money, both pyrite and him grow apart, they havent talked in forever
p: "i dont know if this is a good idea anymore"
s: "baby i didnt do all that work for nothing"
p: "yeah but"
s: "but what?"
p: "im afraid"
s: "afraid of what?"
p: "afraid if we.. do something we might regret"
s: "like what"
p: "oh cmon we both know what you want out of visiting me"
s: "you're crazy, why would i ever disrespect you in the same way twice?"
p: "but we both know you're underage"
s: "but i love you, and if you wont let me be with you, then at least let me come over there and spend sometime with you, at least once"
p: "fine but only this once"
after a 2 hour long plane trip into the land of maple syrup, something might be sticky by the end of this story, and it wont be on pancakes ;D
slammy finds his way over to pyrites house, its about midnight
s: "lets do this babe"
p: "OwO, wat!"
s: "you know what."
p: "but... you're 16"
s: "my dick game is older ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
slammy grabs pyrite by the shirt and throws her on her bed, he rips off her pants, and pulls his down, he grabs the condom he put in his shirt pocket and throws it on, he quickly pushes her body closer... and closer... and closer...
p: "*squeel* WHAT ARE YOU DOING SLAMMY"
s: "what i've been wanting to do for the longest time now"
he inserts his eleven incher into her hot pink love hole, she cant help herself but to just let this happen, he puts his leg up on the bed and starts thrusting faster, pyrite cant stop moaning, they both know they like it
p: "BUT WHAT IF WE GET CAUGHT"
s: "listen babe, age is just a number"
p: "BUT WE CANT TELL THE COPS THAT"
s: "just shut up and let me in deeper!"
slammy starts pounding harder, pyrite tries to tell him to stop but all that comes out of her mouth is unintelligible garble from the pleasure
s: "ill show you what that mouth is good for"
he flips her over and grabs her hair, he leads her mouth closer to his dick, which is now red and throbbing, but her body stops refusing and she grabs his cock and puts it in her mouth, slammy's grip loosens but then grabs her by the hair again and starts rapidly shaking her head back and forth, slammy sees that pyrites face is turning blue
s: "oh shiiiiiiiiit, damn, turn back over bitch"
pyrite catches her breath again and cooperatively turns back over, slammy shoves it back into her twitching pussy and begins slow this time
s: "oh you like that huh?"
p: "i like it anyway as long as its from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
he starts going faster, and even faster
p: "oh FUCK YES, DONT STOP! DONT STOP! DONT STOP!"
soon enough she starts squirting, slammy rushes his mouth against her pussy and eats the fuck out of it, but slammy isnt satisfied
s: "oh im not done yet, im taking over this hole now"
he takes his dick and lubes it the fuck up, and shoves it in her ass
p: "OH NO, NOT THERE *MOAN*"
he's going to cum soon but not without getting maximum satisfaction, he holds her down and starts going in and out faster than he's ever had before. he accidentally goes too hard and rips her arm off, theres blood squirting everywhere, and she's not on her period, he throws the lube and aims her arm at her asshole and uses that as lube, she takes the arm and shoves it up her , he feels himself cumming and pulls out, shes screaming at the top of her lungs. he shoots his hot sticky load onto her face, afterwards they rush to the hospital in their car
p: "HOW AM I GONNA POP UBER NOW"
s: "that's the least of our concerns! are you crazy? you could be arrested for statuatory rape!"
p: "OH SO NOW YOU WANT TO CARE ABOUT THAT!?"
s: "this trip was a mistake, i should never have come here."
p: "you really shouldn't have >:("
they never talked again (mainly because she blocked him), pyrite got her arm stitched up, and she never popped uber ever again, slammy never loved again, and stopped ringing for scrims and stopped pugging, to live the lone life of an mge-lord.
the... end.
(CREDITS)
Written by Ice Bear, R3ddie, Colonel Chicken, and Tumor on Satan's Penis
Supported by Ice Bear, R3ddie, Colonel Chicken, Tumor on Satan's Penis, Dynamo, n00t, c0ry, Archie, Blank_
