Hearts don't break around spike

 I don't own Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Ed Sheeran. This work is not meant to belittle, demean, or insult Ed Sheeran in any way. All rights go to perspective owners. 

Ed Sheeran walked gleefully into the dark and gloomy crypt. He knew what he came there to do, and he came prepared. Ed was wearing a red cotton button up and tight skinny jeans that guys shouldn't wear because fashion. He saw Spike in the corner of the room next to his bed, completely naked. Ed Sheeran looked into Spike's deep, beautiful soulless eyes and felt something deep inside. Spike looked at Ed with a feeling of intense desire, sexually.

"What are you doing here?" Ed Sheeran asked Spike in a playfully questioning tone. He honestly didn't care as long as they banged.

"Just out for a walk." Spike said nonchalantly, though he really wanted to Fuck Ed Sheeran that night. "Bitch" He added, almost as an afterthought.

"Well, the worst things in life come free to us, so this sex will probably cost a lot." Ed Sheeran said, awkwardly laughing.

"Nah. For you it's free" Spike said. At this point Ed Sheeran was pleasantly eyeing Spike's damn fine abs.

"Well, I suppose your love was handmade for someone like me, because you don't give yourself to every man that comes asking. Not for free at least" Ed Sheeran said, his lips twisting into a grin.

"I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it." Spike replied to Ed's comment. At this point, Spike just wanted to do it. His body just desired to be one with Ed's. Hell, Spike was naked already.

"I'm in love with the shape of you." Ed said erotically, unbuttoning his own shirt and motioning for Spike to help. Spike helped with no hesitation, eager for their bodies to intertwine in the sweet art of making love. Soon they were both naked and Spike motioned to the bed in a suggestive, seductive way. His eyebrows went up and down in the "Wanna fuck?" way, and Ed sheeran's eyes replied with a definite yes. They both mounted the bed, and then mounted each other.

*FADE TO BLACK*