OK so my dad was a crack head he would think that nothing is a bad idea and one day I wanted a puppy then he brought home a k-9 he also was a crack head. One day I was at a pool I didn't know how to swim but my dad told me stop being a pussy. then he threw me like seven feet in I was dying second by second then at the car he was looking back and forth at me then he's said " I almost lost you today " I was like what the fuck does that mean. one day I was at a spelling bee he was cheering with the k-9 then he was trying to find a seat then his dick was everywhere you could hear girls saying " Eew"he was like "You going learn today what a long dick look like" I said she don't need to learn that he said ALRIGHT ALRIGHT AL-RIGHT
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